AMY: Hey girls, what's up? (taptaptaptaptaptap...)

LIZ: Oh my God! It all makes sense now!
MARIA: My mom's on speed!
LIZ: No! It's Tess! Come on...

((Liz and Maria zoom to Kyle's house))
MARIA: So Tess is on speed?
LIZ: Just drive.

MARIA: So then Liz said you were tapping your fingers because you've been mindwarped.
KYLE: Why would Tess change my memory?
LIZ: Maybe you saw too much. Try to think.

KYLE: Okay. Thinking, thinking...
MARIA: Think harder.
LIZ: Think with less tapping.

KYLE: Wait a minute! *flashback*

KYLE: Tess? What in the hell??

TESS: Uh... Kyle... there's an explanation for this...

Ah @#$% it. ((mindwarps))

LIZ: Kyle? Kyle, what happened?

KYLE: I walked into Tess's room and... she was having some private time with her Vibematic 3000.

(long pause)
LIZ: Oh.
MARIA: I didn't need that image in my mind.
KYLE: Yeah thanks a lot, guys.