FLIRTING WITH FANS ©

by keroppi

Fan slow: "I am married/engaged."
Fan fast: "I am independent."
Fan with right hand in front of face: "I am looking for the Big-R Relationship."
Fan with left hand in front of face: "Wuss."
Fan open and shut: "Kiss me."
Fan wide open: "I Love You."
Fan shut: "I Hate you."
Fan half open: "Just friends."
Drawing fan across the forehead: "We are watched."
Fan open, resting on the lap: "I am hot."
Fan shut, resting on the lap: "I have my period."
Large feathered fan held by negro slave: "I am lesbian."
Antique fan decorated with Asterix logo: "I vote Le Pen."
Antique fan decorated with fractals: "My fanning here could cause a hurricane in Japan."
Letting it rest on the right cheek: "Yes."
Letting it rest on the left cheek: "No."

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