Well, uh, like it says, this is the art page. We're taking submissions! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!

As of now, there are a couple pieces of crap that I like to refer to as my art hanging out here. This is done in the paint programme of my crappy little iMac because I have no scanner... as of yet. I'll give you all proper warning when I *do* get one, so you can all run screaming.... or you could all flock to this section, if you want to feed my ego!
Anyway, here's my stuff.
Selene is my Mighty Ducks character (aak! so I'm guilty of creating characters. please don't eat me!). I spent several months on this and I happen to be rather proud of it, as it was all done with a mouse and some little goodies in Appleworks Paint. The shading was probably the most tedious part.... I won't go into that here. The lines were difficult, too, though-- computer mice aren't especially maneuverable. But I digress... BTW, her boots look funny because they're several sizes too large (it was the smallest size her resistance cell had). She likes to tell people that that's the reason why she "goes splat" so often, but we all know she's just a natural klutz. "Tripped on the floor" indeed.
MEE!! Or rather, my alter-ego, Callisto the Demigoddess of Insanity. I did this quite a while ago, and it was up at the fromt of the index for a time. Now it resides here, I guess... Yes, I know she's a stick figure. That's kinda what she is.

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