| That's Mary to my right, it was her 60th birthday (if the hat isn't obvious) and we ran into her at Mr. Ed's pool bar. Those are my swimming trunks that Mary had. I was wet before even putting them on because she thought it'd be funny to push me in the pool. Lucky for her, my dad's a nice guy and stopped me from knockin her ass in the water too....I had forgotten how old and fragile she was and probably could've killed her with a big enough thrust. Believe it or not, Mary (60) was looking for sex. She has defined a new meaning for "dirty old woman." Those beads she had around her neck....yeah.....she earned them alright. |
