What if BSB broke up?

C'mon, I know it's crossed your mind sometime! What would happen if BSB broke up and the guys went solo? This is a humorous look at what their solo albums might look like, according to popular belief.

Kevin
Name of CD: Country Doesn't Equal Dumb
Tracks:
1.  He's My Cousin
2. I'm...Not...Slow
3. Trigger Happy
4. Yeehaw I'm Inbred
5. I'm From Kentucky (Now Give Me Your Cookies)
6. Thick Brow Blues
7. Squirrel Meat (Mah Home Cookin')
8. Hey Wake Up, I'm Still Talkin'
9. Mr. Anal

Nick
Name of CD: Blonde and Loving It
Tracks:
1. Did You Just Touch My Ass?
2. You Think I'm Sexy (Don't Ya?)
3. Blonde Bombshell
4. I'm So Sexy
5. I Like The Ocean
6. I Can Count To 5
7. Nick Carter, Super Fly Guy
8. With A Face Like This (I Should Be A Movie Star)
9. You Want Me (I Know)
10. Shark Attack (Jabberjaw's Gonna Get Ya)
11. Ode To Barney

Brian
Name of CD: I've Seen The Light
Tracks:
1. The Lord Is My B-Rok
2. Help Me God (I'm In Love With A Non-Christian)
3. I Say A Prayer (Please Let Me Grow)
4. I Saw The Sign
5. Devil Woman
6. You Down With G-O-D?
7. Oops, I Had Premarital Sex
8. I'm A 5' Christian
9. Me And My Trusty Pocket Bible

AJ
Name of CD: Freak Without A Leash
Tracks:
1. Nice Lookin' Piece Of Wood (I Think I'll Hump It)
2. Does This Hairpiece Look Real?
3. Coughin' Up A Lung (Smoking Is Cool)
4. Magic Marker Mustache
5. Smack Yo Hoes Down
6. Can You Pimp Like I Do?
7. Gettin' Jiggy Wit My Stick
8. Like My New Tattoo? (It's A Rainbow)
9. Dis Be One Funky Hat
10. Bitch, I Be A Poet

Howie
Name of CD: Nair Is For Wimps!
Tracks:
1. Ok, Who Moved The Hot Wax?
2. Girl, You Ain't Even Cute
3. Wink, Drool, Wink
4. Short Stuff
5. Hey, I'm Latino Too
6. Looking For A Fan
7. Hair Gel, You Know I Love You
8. Somewhere Over The Rainbow (The Gay Pride Song)
9. I Swear (I'm Not A Troll)
10. I Sing Like A Girl (Yippee!)

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