We are witnessing something totally amazing people... 

Brian: Hey! Do you know Nick can read? 
AJ: No way! You're lying man!
Kevin: ...Yes... 
Howie: Like, oh my goodness! Wowie! 
Brian: Yeah, well, I don't know if you could call it exactly reading... 
Nick: *excited and proud* Guess what? I can READ! 
AJ: *at a lose for words* But...how?! 
Brian: Well, when I came back I- 
Nick: Justin helped me! 
Howie: Aw, how sweet of him! 
AJ: *falls on the ground laughing* WHAT??! Ghetto-boy Timberlake helped you? Hahaha, that boy can't even spell, let alone talk right! What'd he teach Nick, Ebonics 101?! 
Brian: Well, I didn't know, when I came- 
Nick: Here, I'll read for you guys! *pulls out a book of nursery rhymes* "Twinkie, Twinkie, Little Star"! Okay, guys here I go! 
AJ: NO- 
Nick: Twinky, Twinky, lil stah. 
AJ: I've heard enough. I- 
Nick: Hi I wanduh whut ya ah, yo. 
Howie: Okay now it's- 
Nick: Up a'bove da ska so hi. 
Kevin: ...Oh...my...God... 
Nick: Like a lil dia-mound in da ska. 
Brian: Nick, I think we heard- 
Nick: Twinky, Twinky, lil stah, hi I wanda whut ya ah. Good, huh? 
AJ: No comment. 
Nick: Wasn't that crunk? 
Howie: What the- 
Brian: Nick, um, that was... 
Nick: Yeah, good...I know! 
Howie: Um, how about the word "different"? 
Kevin: What...was...that...? 
Nick: Next, Justin's gonna come and teach me to count! Cool, huh? 
AJ: *to Brian* Man, I think we shouldn't let Nick go out alone with money after Justin teaches him to count, ya know? 
Brian: But you know, it's good that he has a friend now, right? 
AJ: Yeah, but this is just TOO pathetic! 

THE END