Little Orphan AJ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This story is based on the movie "Annie". I made this up off the top of my head. If you don't like some of the harsh things that are said, then maybe this is NOT for you. But, if you're one of those fans who are neutral with BSB jokes and put-downs, then this story is hilarious! Enjoy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***AJ and the rest of the guys are orphans in Miss Hannigan's orphanage in downtown New York City.*** ***All the orphans are working hard, scrubbing the floor in the front hallway.*** Howie: *singing* Just whistle while you work, *whistles merrily* Brian: Howie, this isn't Snow White, so just shut the fuck up! Howie: Ok. Kevin: Hey guys, when do you think we're gonna be done? ***The guys look at the VERY long hallway in front of them.*** Nick: I'm guessing a good 20 years or so. Kevin: DAMNIT!!! Brian: Dude, I'll be an old man by then! Nick: No you won't, 43 isn't old. Howie: For a pop singer, it is. Nick: Shut up, Howie. I'll ask if I need your opinion! Howie: *hisses like a cat* Nick: What the hell?!? Howie: Nothing. Nick: Ok whatever. *turns away and continues scrubbing* AJ: Come on, guys, it's not that bad. We'll be done in no time. Kevin: Get real, AJ! AJ: But really, work like this is fun, fun, fun! Brian: AJ, has your head been invaded by little demon monkeys? AJ: No, not lately. Kevin: That's kinda hard to believe. Miss Hannigan: All right, boys, if you don't stop the chit-chat I'll have to give you MORE chores! Brian: Please no! For the love of God! Kevin: GRRR. Brian, what have I told you about saying the Lord's name in vain? Brian: I think I remember. Hold on. Kevin: Ok. ***A minute passes by. Brian is thinking.*** Brian: Nope, I dunno. Kevin: *sighs* Howie: Oh my god, I can't believe this. Kevin: *growls at Howie* Howie: Sorry, man. Miss Hannigan: You're forgiven, my child. Howie: Thank you almighty one! AJ: Will you guys stop that shit? Kevin, you're not a saint! Kevin: I'm not? AJ: No, Miss Hannigan has you brainwashed. Miss Hannigan: No I don't. Now bow down to me! ***Everyone bows down to Miss Hannigan, but AJ refuses.*** Miss Hannigan: Bow down to me! AJ: No. Miss Hannigan: I said, Bow down to me! AJ: No. Miss Hannigan: Look you little prick, either you bow down or I make you bow down! AJ: And what are you gonna do about it? Miss Hannigan: I'm giving you more chores! HAHAHAHA! AJ: Oh shit. Miss Hannigan: HAHAHA, how do you like that, sissy boy? AJ: I'm not a sissy boy! I'm totally ripped with muscles! Miss Hannigan: Yeah, well, I guess you got that right. ***Miss Hannigan walks away.*** AJ: Nick is the sissy boy with a chubby tummy. Nick: What? Shut your mouth, asshole! AJ: Make me. Nick: Well, um, uh... AJ: Hah! You can't even think of a good comeback! What a loser! Nick: I'm not a loser! AJ: Yeah, whatever. Howie: *is being the peacemaker* Ok guys, break it up, break it up! ***Howie gets between the two before they can beat the crap out of each other.*** Nick: Move it, Howie! I gotta show AJ who's boss! Brian: Yeah, Howie, move away! I wanna see this fight! Kevin: I bet $10 on AJ. Brian: Ditto. Nick: Hey! Brian: Well, AJ's right. Nick: About what? Kevin: That you're a sissy boy with a chubby tummy and no muscles. Nick: Oh. ***The guys watch AJ and Nick fight, and they get a little carried away during the fight. Brian, Kevin, and Howie order tequilas and martinis and get drunk while watching them fight. Then after AJ wins the fight (duh) he and Nick take a few sips of the martinis themselves and eventually get drunk too.*** Brian: Oh Nick I love you. Nick: I love you too Brian. Brian: Frack, my love! Nick: Yes? Brian: No, you idiot, you're supposed to say "Frick, my love"! Nick: Oh. Frick, my love! Howie: Oh my god, this is scary! Brian and Nick are in love! Kevin: *growls at Howie* Howie: Oh, sorry again about saying the Lord's name. Kevin: I forgive you. AJ: What's up with this? If you want to have an affair it had better be with a woman! Nick: Too bad! I've found my true love. I love you, Frick. Brian: I love you Frack. *sighs* ***Brian and Nick hug each other, and then reach down into each other's pants and start rubbing each other's dicks.*** Nick: Oh yeah! Bring it on, baby! Brian: *groans with pleasure* Howie: Oh, Jesus! Why don't you two find a room?! Kevin: *growls at Howie* Howie: Oh sorry Kev. Kevin: You're forgiven. ***Brian and Nick smile at Howie's remark and walk off into a bedroom down the hall. The other guys hear faint moans and screams.*** Howie: God, that is SICK! Kevin: *growls* Howie: Sorry. Kevin: You're forgiven. AJ: This is getting boring. I'm gonna find myself a whore. ***AJ walks out the door and goes out onto the street. He finds a girl and picks her up almost instantly. They walk back into the house.*** AJ: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend, Melinda. Howie: Hi, Melinda. Kevin: Hi. Melinda: Howdy, boys. AJ, let's go! You told me you'll show me some action! AJ: Oh, right! This way, my lady. ***AJ and Melinda walk off into another bedroom and lock the door. Kevin and Howie can also hear faint moans and screams from there, but they try to ignore it.*** Howie: This isn't funny. Everyone is so drunk, they're all having sex with each other. I tell ya, this isn't funny, for Christ's sake! Kevin: *growls* Howie: Oh yeah, sorry. Kevin: You're forgiven. ***Just then, Brian and Nick walk out of the bedroom, hand in hand. Nick's hair is all messed up.*** Kevin: *sarcastically* I hope you two had a great time together! Nick: Oh, we did. *winks at Brian* I love you Frick. Brian: I love you Frack. Howie: OH CUT IT OUT ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Kevin: *growls* Howie: Sorry, Kev. Kevin: You're forgiven. ***Just then, AJ and Melinda walk out of the bedroom. Melinda fixes her hair.*** Melinda: I hate you! You are the WORST lover I have ever met! Good bye! AJ: But Melinda, I can explain-- ***Melinda storms out the door.*** AJ: Oh fuck. Too late. God damnit! Kevin: *growls at AJ* AJ: Oh sorry dude. Kevin: You're forgiven. Brian: Who the hell was that? AJ: My new girlfriend, Melinda. Nick: Oh, you got another girl off the street? AJ: Basically, yeah. Nick: Ok. ***Just then, Miss Hannigan walks downstairs.*** Miss Hannigan: What? I told you guys to finish scrubbing the floor! And look, it's still all dirty! Kevin: We'll get right on it, Miss Hannigan! Miss Hannigan: Good. Well then, what did you guys do while I was upstairs? Nick: Nothing. Brian: Absolutely nothing. *Nick and Brian giggle* Miss Hannigan: Oh, lord. Did you two have sex again? Brian and Nick: Yes. ***Miss Hannigan walks off cursing.*** Kevin: You mean to tell me that you guys always do each other? Brian and Nick: Yup. Howie: Oh, sweet Jesus. Kevin: *growls at Howie* Howie: Sorry, Kev. Kevin: You're forgiven. AJ: What, you and Howie never knew that Brian and Nick like to fuck each other? Kevin and Howie: No. Howie: I just thought they did it because they were extremely drunk. Kevin: Yeah, me too. Brian: Well, it's about time you knew. Nick and I are in love! Nick: I am madly in love with Brian Thomas Littrell! Brian: I love Nicholas Gene Carter! ***Brian and Nick start singing "I'd go anywhere for you"*** Howie: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! AJ: SHUT THE HELL UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Kevin: *growls at AJ* AJ: Oh sorry, dude. Kevin: You're forgiven. ***THE END***