The Grocery Store Trip Kevin: No...I'm not taking you anywhere! Nick: *whiny voice* Kevin! Mandy and me wanna go! Kevin: *firmly* NO! I'm not taking you anywhere and you're not going anywhere! Now stop asking me! Nick: If you don't take me then I'm going to cry! Kevin: Good go ahead! *walks out of room* Nick: *voice quivering* Now w-what? AJ: *walks in* Hey Kevin told me to take you to the grocery store. Nick: Really?! For real? AJ: Yeah, now shut up and get in the car! Nick: But you can't drive! AJ: Fuck it! Just get in the fuckin' car or you can forget about going! Nick: No! Okay, I'll get in the car! Just let me get Mandy! *yelling with happiness* MANDY! We can go! Mandy: Oh my gosh! Like really? That's great! Nick: Yeah, come on, if we don't hurry up, AJ will leave without us! Mandy: What? AJ doesn't have his license! AJ: *in the background* I'm leaving right now! Man, I swear this is the last time I'm going to take you two anywhere! I have the motherfuckin' idiot and the shitty moron and *mumble mumble* and this fuckin' thing... ***At the grocery store*** Nick: Ooohh, look at all this food! You know, I don't think my refrigerator has all this much food! AJ: *sighs* Stupid, stupid, stupid. Nick: Hey it's not nice to call people names! AJ: Not when the name is your name! Nick: Hey that's not my name! Mandy: Look, there're giving out, like, food samples! Nick: Where? Mandy: *pointing to some fruit samples* There! Nick: I bet I can get to the table before you can! Mandy: No, like, you can't! Nick: Yes I can! Mandy: No you can't! AJ: Hey break this crap up! Now we just came here to get your damn cookies, and then we are LEAVING! Mandy: I get to pick out the cookies! Nick: No I get to! Mandy: Well at least I know where they are! ***Nick and Mandy both clumsily run to the cookie aisle*** Nick: Ohh, cool, cookies! Mandy: Hey, Ni-ick! I was, like, going to say that first! Nick: Ha, I said it first, I'm bester than you! Mandy: NO! AJ: What the hell? Just get something and let's go! Hey, where did Nick go? Mandy: Um, like, I have no clue! AJ: *mumbling* No shit. Nick: *comes running wildly from the other side with an open bag of M&M's* Oh my gosh! AJ! Look, I'm going to sue the M&M company! AJ: *mouth gaping* Nick, I think you had too much of something today... Nick: No look! *holds out some M&M's* They printed "w" on mine instead of "m"! Those stupid people! Ha, wait till the press find out! AJ: Nick, just shut up and put the bag back where you got it from! Mandy: Like, no, AJ! I'm think Nick is totally onto something! Nick: *shows Mandy the candy* See, Mandy, do you see the '"w" on there? Mandy: OH MY GOD! Nick: Yeah, I know! Mandy: So you're really gonna sue them? Nick: You think I should? Mandy: Yeah, like, totally! You are soooooo smart! Nick: Well they don't call me Nick for nothing! AJ: Because that's your name dumbass! Now I have to pay for this stuff you guys opened! How am I going to get my crack today?? Nick: *munching away* I don't know? Mandy: NICK! Like, what are you doing? That's our evidence! Nick: Oh, yeah, I forgot. AJ: Shit, you guys are fuckin' idiots... THE END