JERRY: Hello, tonight we have a most interesting show. Backstreet Boys are in the studio, but right now let's focus on 11 year old Amanda Killborn. 
***The film an ugly scrawny kid with a bsb t-shirt on*
JERRY: Hello Amanda welcome to the show.
Amanda: I had sex with Nick! Hes mine! 
JERRY: O..kay...Does Nick know how you feel about him? 
Amanda: I don't think so. He had 16 beers before it happened. 
***The crowd boos*** 
JERRY: Okay, well let's bring out Nick! 
***half the crowd cheers, half the crowd boos, and the other .01 have Nick Carter written on their foreheads*** 
JERRY: Hey Nick! Welcome to the show! 
Nick: I do not have a girlfriend, I am a virgin, I am a natural blonde, and i go to church everyday.
JERRY: Um..No, that wasn't what we were going to ask you. 
Nick: Oh..in that case. *Takes out his cigarettes.* 
JERRY: ..... Amanda has something to say to you. Amanda, Nick..go ahead and talk.
Amanda: Nick! I had sex with you. 
Nick: WHAT?! You're a teeny bopper. I stay away from teeny boppers. 
Amanda: No Nick!! Don't act cool because you're in front of the camera! 
Nick: I'm not acting cool, I did not have sex with this girl Jerry. 
JERRY: Okay, well Now Nick's boyfriend, Howie Dorough would like to add his two cents in. Howie come on out.
Howie: *Comes out* Hey Everyone!!! *wink* 
Crowd: *Crickets crickets* 
Amanda: Go away Howie D! 
Howie: No way bitch! you better stay away from my man you hear?? Go get your ugly scrawny ass a Ken doll and shove it up your ass you skank! *wink, drool* 
Amanda: Thats it! 
***The 11 year old girl starts beating Howie up until the guards tear them apart and sit them down again*** 
JERRY: Okay........Now here is Brian Littrell, Kevin Richardson, and AJ McLean! 
***The crowd cheers*** 
AJ: **Runs out and starts beating the shit out of Nick*** 
Nick: AJ!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! 
AJ: I don't know! It's Jerry Springer! 
Nick: Oh yeah! *They start fighting* 
Brian: *Throws a chair at Kevin and they start punching each other's heads in* 
Howie: *Is still getting his ass kicked by the little girl*** 
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! 
JERRY: *Walks onto the platform, but then he starts getting beaten up too* 
***THE END***