General Howe's Letter (July 1777)

As to kidnap the Congress has long been my aim, 
I lately resolved to accomplish the same; 
And that none in the glory might want his due share, 
All the troops were to Brunswick desired to repair,
Derry down, down, down Derry down.

There I met them in person and took the command, 
When I instantly told them the job upon hand; 
I did not detain them with long-winded stuff, 
But made a short speech and each soldier looked bluff.

With this omen elated, towards Quibbletown, 
I led them concluding the day was our own; 
For, till we went thither, the coast was quite clear, 
But Putnam and Washington, damn them, were there!

I own I was staggered to see with what skill, 
The rogues were intrenched on the brow of the hill;
With a view to dismay them, I showed my whole force, 
But they kept their position, and cared not a curse.

There were then but two ways-- to retreat or attack,
And to me it seemed wisest by far to go back; 
For I thought if I rashly got into a fray, 
There might both be the Devil and Piper to pay.

Then, to lose no more time by parading in vain, I
determined elsewhere to transfer the campaign; 
So just as we went, we returned to this place,
With no other difference -- than mending our pace.

Where next we proceed is not yet very clear, 
But when we get there, be assured you shall hear; 
I'll settle that point when I meet with my brother, 
Meanwhile, we're embarking for some place or other.

Having briefly, my lord, told you how the land lies, 
I hope there's enough for a word to the wise; 
'Tis a good horse, they say, that never will stumble, 
But fighting or flying, I'm your very humble.

Derry down, down, down Derry down.