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Insults for Intimidation (here's how)

Print this page. Cut-out groups of three.
Distribute to troops. Memorize. Use freely against the enemy.

Thou Puking, Beetle-Headed Rabbit-Sucker.
Thou Mangled, Pinch-Spotted Fustilarian.
Thou Fitful, Rump-Fed Scullion.

Thou Queasy, Dread-Bolted Lout.
Thou Ruttish, Earth-Vexing Measle.
Thou Prating, Heavy-Handed Clack-Dish.

Thou Unmuzzled, Weather-Bitten Mammet.
Thou Churlish, Empty-Hearted Flax-Wench.
Thou Mewling, Dizzy-Eyed Cutpurse.

Thou Haughty, Rough-Hewn Puttock.
Thou Distempered, Tickle-Brained Baggage.
You Infuriating Loaf Of Sun-Ripened Nasal Hairs.

You Creepy Excuse For Fly-Covered Carp Guts.
You Violent Glob Of Fermenting Penguin Guano.
You Sloppy Load Of Embarrassing Pigeon Bombs.

You Ungodly Blob Of Embarrassing Jockstraps.
You Subhuman Bag Of Laughable Leprosy Scabs.
You Violent Crock Of Fornicating Cow Pies.

You Insignificant Apology For Dusky Moose Entrails.
You Unimpressive Blob Of Infected Swine Remains.
You Amorphous Glob Of Festering Aardvark Effluent.

You Blundering Toilet-Full Of Seething Tripe.
Thou Bawdy, Pox-Marked Dewberry.
Thou Paunchy, Clapper-Clawed Hedge-Pig.

Thou Qualling, Sheep-Biting Flirt-Gill.
You Cantankerous Bowl Of Wormy Cockroaches.
You Incapable Glob Of Lousy Ape Puke.

Thou Fitful, Beetle-Headed Scullion.
Thou Droning, Swag-Bellied Hempseed.
Thou Waggish, Base-Court Scantling.

Thou Bawdy, Milk-Livered Remnant.
Thou Fawning, Pox-Marked Boar-Pig.
Thou Beslubbering, Tardy-Gaited Measle.