Doxstader's Anthem

by Patrick Fairchild
(Sing to Yankee Doodle or The Minstral Boy)
When George the Third looks for a hand,
He'll find no hand that's better,
At putting down the rebel band,
Than the Blackhearts of Doxstader!

Forward Blackhearts merry lads,
Uproot seditions' flower,
Thrash the lost misquided cads,
And make their Congress cower!

Should George Washington we meet,
On valor's fatal field,
We'll see he beats a quick retreat,
Should he refuse to yield!

Onward Blackhearts to the fray,
Crush the foe in battle,
Make the mongrels rue the day,
And run them off like cattle!

Should history's tide against us flow,
And Yankee Doodle win it,
We'll claim the crown we did not know,
And say we fought agin it!

Scatter Blackhearts, watch your ass,
Steal the fruits of freedom,
Should the King in shackles pass,
Pretend you do not see him!

God Save the King!
(as long as it's economically feasible)