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Three Filthy Scots

By Patrick Fairchild
Sing to "Three Little Maids from The Mikado"
ALL		Three filthy scots from Johnson Hall,
		Murderous bastards one and all,
		Filled to the brim with the need to maul,
		Three filthy Scots are we!

HOONG ONE	If you see us you had better run,
SHEEP BEAU	Nobody’s safe for we care for none,
BLOODY THING	Free to debauch ‘til the war is done

ALL		Three filthy Scots are we!

ALL		Three filthy Scots who are quite hairy,
		Seem to the ladies awful scary,
		So we must take them whilst unwary,
		Three filthy Scots are we,
		Three filthy Scots are we!

HOONG ONE	One filthy Scott seeks a pretty thrush,
SHEEP BEAU	This filthy Scot to a sheep he’d rush,
BLOODY THING	Och! Shut you're noise or I’ll break your mush!

ALL		Three filthy Scots are we,
		Three filthy Scots are we!

HOONG ONE	Three filthy Scots if one is slain,
SHEEP BEAU	Two filthy Scots shall make blood rain, 
BLOODY THING	O’er the hills and o’er the plain,

ALL		Three filthy Scots are we,
		Three filthy Scots are we!

ALL		Three filthy Scots who quite beknighted, 
		Laugh as the foeman flees afrighted,
		Keep up the fight ‘til the wrong is righted,
		Three filthy Scots are we,
		Three filthy Scots are we!

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