Main riff:
  A
E ---------------------
B ---------------------
G 2--2--2-2-2--5--4--0-
D 2--2--2-2-2--5--4--0-
A 0--0--0-0-0----------
E ---------------------

Fires of hell, doomsday bell
prison cell, bloody hell

  D   C  on my masturbike
E ------------ 
B -------------
G 7---5----------
D 7---5--------- 
A 5---3----------
E -------------

see the cat on the mat
see the cat, it has shat
look out we're going to hell
  E
E ----------------------
B ----------------------
G 9--9--9-9-9--12-11-7--
D 9--9--9-9-9--12-11-7-- 
A 7--7--7-7-7-----------
E ----------------------


Eat my brain, go insane etc.


  E  D  G  A
E -----------
B -----------
G 9--7--5--2-
D 9--7--5--2-
A 7--5--3--0-
E -----------

ride the rat nightmare man
ride the rat nightmare man

fucking cunt, fucking cunt
spider is a fucking cunt, goodbye radio one

eat my brain etc.

hello bill, chernobyl
I feel ill, hospital ( you've ripped my dress, Satan !)
on my masturbike


The lyrics in the version on the More Bad News video are different:

fires of Hell, doomsday bell
fires of Hell, doomsday bell
on my masturbike

viking boat, slit my throat
viking boat, slit my throat
look out we're going to Hell
Go insane etc.

live to die, live to die
live to die, live to die
on my masturbike

ride the rat nightmare man
ride the rat night man
look out we're going to hell
go insane etc.

break my neck, motor wreck
break my neck, motor wreck
on my masturbike