Heavy Metal Farmer





(Introduction plays, with sound effects, similar to the intro to "Excalibur".)

Vim:	And that's the intro, right?

Colin:	Right, we're with you there.

Vim:	Right. Then we go into... one, two, three, four!

(Band begins to play completely different tune.)

Colin:	(sings) I'm a heavy metal farmer,
	I've got lots of heavy metal animals.
	When I go down to the farmyard,
	What do I see first?
	Heavy metal pig goes "Oink, oink",
	Heavy metal horse goes "Neigh",
	Heavy metal cow gives me heavy metal milk,
	I see heavy metal animals all the day!

	Heavy, heavy oink, heavy, heavy moo,
	Heavy, heavy cluck and quack.
	Heavy, heavy miaow, heavy, heavy woof,
	But most of all, heavy.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

(Song ends.)

Colin:	That's the single!