Live version from the 'Bad News' CD. The words are
completely different on the video.




 Intro
E ----------------------------------- ----------------
B ----------------------------------- ----------------
G 2--------------2-----------------2- -5--4--2--5-4-2-
D 2-----2---2----2------2-4---2----2- -5--4--2--5-4-2-
A 0--3h4-3h4-3h4-0---3h4-------3h4-0- ----------------
E ----------------------------------- ----------------

Verse riff:
  A                    D 
E ---------------------- -------------------------
B ---------------------- --------------------------
G 2---------------2----- 2-2-4-2--2-4-2--4-2---------
D 2-----2-4-2-5-2-2----- 0-0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-etc------
A 0-----0-0-0-0-0-0-etc- ----------------------------
E ---------------------- ----------------------------

  A
E -------------------------------
B -------------------------------
G --------------2----------------
D 2-2-4-2-5-2-4-2---2-4-2-5-2-4--
A 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0--
E -------------------------------

  E
E --------------------------------------
B --------------------------------------
G -------------------------------2------
D --------------2----------------2------
A 2-2-4-2-5-2-4-2---2-4-2--2-2---0-etc-----
E 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-2--0-0-3--------

are you ready to rock
because we are bad news
we're very metal
we got nothing to lose
so let me hear you say hey 


 Hey hey bad news FUCK OFF BAD NEWS !
E ----------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------
G 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9\--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7\--
D 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9\--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7\--
A 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7\--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5\--
E ----------------------------------------

E --------------
B --------------
G 2--2--2-------
D 2--2--2--5--4-
A 0--0--0--5--4-
E ---------3--2-

hey you're looking good (stop throwing things !)
we're all having fun
you gotta keep away the blues
so sing hey hey bad news

hey hey etc.

no we won't go
this is metal and we are never gonna die
we're so heavy, heavy metal
and we are never gonna die
E --------------
B --------------
G --------------
D 5--4--5--4----
A 5--4--5--4----
E 3--2--3--2-etc

Solo -   No I'm not gonna tab it ! I don't think anyone 
  could really do justice to Vim's playing anyway . Just play
  a bunch of spastic, out of tune blues licks. It sounds like
  Vim's playing in E at the 12th fret, even though the song's in A.
  The man's a genius !


are you ready to rock, are you ready to roll
oh god this is stupid
this happens at every fucking gig we play
just sing hey hey bad news

FUCK OFF BAD NEWS !

that fucking nearly hit me !
fucking morons. fuck you !