// What Costumes the Saints Wear in a Halloween Party
It’s halloween party. Let’s see what the saints will wear if they are invited to a halloween party? (Use your imagination please.)
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Seiya : Eh?? A party?? Yesss??? Party, party!!!
Tifa : ..... You are really cheerful, aren't you?
Seiya : Of course!
Tifa : Back to the question, what do you .....
Seiya : A donkey with wings.
Tifa : Eh?? Donkey??
Seiya : Yep.
Tifa : Why would you choose that?
Seiya : Eh, you know my cloth, don’t you?
Tifa : Yes, a pegasus?
Seiya : So why are you asking?
Tifa : Eww, pegasus is a horse.
Seiya : Eeh, really?? Then Marin fooled me, I'll ask her again.
Tifa : ......
Seiya : By the way, I wanna ask you...
Tifa : Yes?
Seiya : Why I'm not your favourite character?
Tifa : Eww, cause I find you rather childish.
Seiya : Eh? But I’m not that childish!
Tifa : Yes you are, and you're not cute.
Seiya : Hey, Milo and Camus are not cute either!
Tifa : Well, they're handsome!
Seiya : Ah... well, but can I get at least your attention?
Tifa : I interview you, right? So you at least got a little of my attention. Besides, you can’t force someone to like you. Ok, see ya.
Seiya : …. Sure.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Shiryu : …. Don’t know.
Tifa : Really? Maybe you can wear a dragon costume.
Shiryu : Nahh, I don’t like such things.
Tifa : Ok, then how about a book?
Shiryu : What? A BOOK?!!! No way!
Tifa : …. Eh, so??
Shiryu : Maybe I'll just show up half naked and show my tattoo.
Tifa : It is not a costume.
Shiryu : Never mind. But who are you anyway?
Tifa : A fanfic writer.
Shiryu : … I have a bad experience with a writer, get out now!!!
Tifa : Then I will make you suffer in this fic! *grins*
Shiryu : All right … what do you want?
Tifa : Answer my question, please.
Shiryu : Um, maybe I'll just add two horns on my head, a tail on my bu…eww sorry, my back, and a sharp nail on my fingers, paint my body green and look like scales, and ….
Tifa : Well, you're rather talkative, aren't you?
Shiryu : No, I'm just explaining to you in detail.
Tifa : Ahem... I see, perfectionism... Why didn't you just say a dragon?
Shiryu : ….. Cause I like the detail and bla..bla..bla and do you know about Hamlet? I really love to …… and bla..bla…bla…..bla...
Tifa : Fine, so you'll wear as a dragon, thanks *go away before he blows my head with his story*
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Tifa : Ah, Hyoga, hello handsome!
Hyoga : Ahem *blushes* do I know you?
Tifa : No, you don’t. I’m the one who wants to interview you bout the topic up there.
Hyoga : I see, halloween ehh?
Tifa : Yup, so what will you wear when you're invited?
Hyoga : Ahem... ah, I think an elegant black cloth.
Tifa : Just that?
Hyoga : I don’t want to look weird.
Tifa : Why? Halloween is a day when no one complains when you look weird.
Hyoga : I know, but …
Tifa : Hmm, you're not really funny, are you?
Hyoga : I don’t like being funny.
Tifa : I see. Then I'll arrange again my list of favourite characters, you out from my list.
Hyoga : Ha!!! How cruel!
Tifa : Yes, I’m cruel.
Hyoga : I… wait a minute, I... um, okay, a vampire, okay?
Tifa : Now you're talking, a vampire eh? Didn’t you believe in God?
Hyoga : Yes.
Tifa : Vampires dislike God.
Hyoga : Ahem, you said that I could look weird.
Tifa : Ah, I see, but why not a swan?
Hyoga : Ehh!! A swan just fit for girls.
Tifa : But your cloth …
Hyoga : I know, but that is a cloth, not a costume.
Tifa : I see... why not wearing ballet costume?
Hyoga : WHAT!!! AM I A SISSY?????
Tifa : Ballet can be also for men, besides your movements are really graceful.
Hyoga : I don’t like ballet costumes.
Tifa : I see, a cool and handsome vampire, eh???
Hyoga : *blushes* Err… right.
Tifa : Aww, now you're cute!
Hyoga : *blushes deeper* Ehh… ahem…want to ask me anything else?
Tifa : *giggles* No. It's enough, thanks.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Tifa : Now here he comes, the kindest saint in Saint Seiya, but also a cruel one when he was possessed by Hades.
Shun : Eww, don’t make me remember that!
Tifa : Ahem... sorry. So, what are you going to wear if you…
Hades : My cloth, of course!
Tifa : Eck!! Hades again!
Shun : Ahemmm... sorry, I lost my self-control.
Tifa : Eh, you can come back again? My, you can control a god??
Shun : Well, I should control my dark side, right? *grins*
Tifa : Cool, back to business.
Shun : Ok. I think I will …
Tifa : Dress like a girl?
Shun : Eckk!! Where did you get that idea from??
Tifa : Ewww... well, actually, first time I watched Saint Seiya anime I thought you were girl, and that nice bath scene you had made me even think that you really are a girl *blushes*
Shun : Ahh, I can’t complain about that... But what's your opinion about me now?
Tifa : Ehh, I found you really interesting and I decided that you are number 2 of my fav characters list.
Shun : Why am I number two?
Tifa : Cause number one for me is my sweety and kawaii Milooo!!!*giggles*
Shun : Ah, well, never mind, but you know? Milo doesn’t like being called kawaii.
Tifa : Really? Then I think another word for him may be Milo-chan.
Shun : *laughs* That would make him angry.
Tifa : It is nice talking to you.
Shun : Sure, cause I’m the kindest *winks*
Tifa : My, you are kawaii!
Shun : Ehh, do you really have time for this??
Tifa : Ah forget it, hehehe, back to business. So, what will you wear?
Shun : Hmmm... how about a pirate?
Tifa : Ehhh? Why pirate?
Shun : Well, pirate sounds cool to me.
Tifa : Eh, Shun? Sounds cool? For me that's not right.
Shun : *laughs* Ok, how about the flying Peter Pan then?
Tifa : Now that seems to make a little sense... Peter Pan eh? Green little boy who has kind heart, but sometimes is naughty *winks*
Shun : Hehehe, and I like his green cloth.
Tifa : Sure, fits you.
Shun : *smiles* Thanks, and what's going to be yours?
Tifa : Huh? Me?
Shun : Yes, what's going to be yours?
Tifa : Eh... why am I supposed to tell you?
Shun : Eh, cause I’m curious?
Tifa : Just that? Well …. Ummm, why should I tell you ? I will not go to the party anyway.
Shun : Why? It's nice to talk to you.
Tifa : Ahem... no, no, no.
Shun : Aww, pleaseeeee!
Tifa : Awww, you so kawaiiiii ... but noo...
Shun : Come on, just me?
Tifa : Eh, you think that you're special ne??
Shun : Well, I’m number 2 at your fav characters list, right??
Tifa : Yes, but I don’t want to.
Shun : Aww... ok.
Tifa : Aww, you're really understanding ne? *hugs him*
Shun : Ehhh*blushes*
Tifa : Ehehehe, kawaii!
Shun : Ahemmm...*still blushing*
Tifa : Ok cutie, got business to do. Bye!
Shun : Eh... right.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Ikki : …. Halloween eh?
Tifa : Yup, what's going to be your costume?
Ikki : And why should I tell you?
Tifa : Cause I wanna know?
Ikki : Just you?
Tifa : Well, your fans wanna know too.
Ikki : …… I didn’t know that I have fans.
Tifa : Really? There are lots of them .(eh, do not include me, but I’m the writer)
Ikki : Fine, a phoenix, and now get out, don’t bother me!
Tifa : I see, loud and clear...
Ikki : Hmppp...
Tifa : Eh... you should be more friendly, like your bro, you know?
Ikki : No, he is he and I am I .
Tifa : …. No comments. Thanks, bye.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Mu : ………
Tifa : So what's going to be your costume?
Mu : Why should I tell you?
Tifa : Cause everybody wanna know, right guys????(say yes as loud as you can, please) See?
Mu : *sighs* Don’t know...
Tifa : Hemm... a sheep??
Mu : Don’t want to.
Tifa : Eh, but that's your zodiac...
Mu : Look at me.
Tifa : Uhhuh?
Mu : You see me right??
Tifa : Yes??
Mu : What do you see?
Tifa : I see a quiet person with a lavender hair and lavender or maybe pink eyes?
Mu : Uh huh, what else?
Tifa : Hemm... nothing more, I guess?
Mu : Nothing??? Look at my face, aren’t I handsome??? Look at my body, this muscle and …
Tifa : Ah, I see... well, I think you are rather handsome.
Mu : Rather?????
Tifa : Yup. That's why I chose you to be my 7th fav character.
Mu : *sighs*
Tifa : So, back to question. Why don’t you want to wear a sheep costume?
Mu : If I show off like that, what will they say?
Tifa : Hemm, I can imagine that*giggles*
Mu : *sighs*
Tifa : A wolf maybe.
Mu : Ack!! Do I look like Fenrir??? No way!
Tifa : Hmm... maybe you should just paint your face lavender then.
Mu : WHAT!!!!! And am I an alien?
Tifa : Fine, Mr. Fashionable, don’t act like that, now you sound like Aphrodite.
Mu : Eckkk!!! Do I ???? My Goddess!
Tifa : Calm down, please.
Mu : Ack!! Fine, just give me a sheep costume.
Tifa : Ok, and one thing.
Mu : Yes??
Tifa : When you go there, bring a fence and jump over it 100 times, and all of the saints will sleep.
Mu : ACKKKK!!!! GET OUT!!!!
Tifa : *laughs and runs away*
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Aldebaran : Hmm … well, you see...
Tifa : Yes?
Aldebaran : I think I'll wear a gorilla costume.
Tifa : Eh? Gorilla????
Aldebaran : Yup, why are you so surprised?
Tifa : I thought that you would wear a bull costume.
Aldebaran : Well, you wrong.
Tifa : Why do you like gorilla?
Aldebaran : Ahemm... well, cause gorilla is a smart mammal.
Tifa : Ehh?? But I think that the smartest mammal below humans is the dolphin.
Aldebaran : Ehh!!! A dolphin??? Isn’t it a fish???
Tifa : Ehh ??? Dolphin is a mammal!
Aldebaran : No, a fish.
Tifa : Mammal!!
Aldebaran : Fish, it doesn’t have ears.
Tifa : Of course they have!
Aldebaran : No!
Tifa : Yes!
Aldebaran : No!
Tifa : Yes!
Aldebaran : No, and don’t push my anger!
Tifa : Be it, I'm a writer and I can write that you are dead already, so you can't go to the party!!
Aldebaran : AHHH!!! SORRY!!
Tifa : *sweatdrop* (He lost already??) Ok, fine, check the dictionary. And I have a job to finish.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Saga : Halloween??
Tifa : Uh huh.
Saga : Hmm, well …..*whispering*
Tifa : Ha!!! You don’t know what is Halloween, goshh!
Saga : Sssttttt, not so loud, will ya, ya embarrassing me *blushes*
Tifa : Oops, sorry, I'll tell you then. Thousand year ago in England and Scotland, November 1st was the beginning of the Winter, and they said that it was the end of the summer, so October 31st became a frightening day for them, cause they believed that all bad and dark creatures would come out for party and could hurt them and …. Ehh, are you listening???
Saga : Zzzzzzzzz...
Tifa : ……. SAGAAAAAAA WAKE UPPPP!!!!
Saga : Eackk!!!! Ahemm... sorry!
Tifa : I'll make it short: halloween is a day when you can dress anything you want from strange to freaky.
Saga : I see... Then I'll dress like Kanon.
Tifa : Ehhh??? Like Kanon??? But he is same as you!
Saga : So what?
Tifa : Grmmm, that not a custome!
Saga : Fine, I'll be an angel then.
Tifa : Ah, that's nice.
Dark Saga : No, I think Devil is better!
Good Saga : No, angel !
Dark Saga : Devil !
Good Saga : Angel !
Dark Saga : Noo!
Good Saga : Yess!
Tifa : …… I think they're discussi…ewww, no, fighting between devil and angel. Let's see who'll win when he goes to the party (wanna bet guys???), and I’m leaving.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a Halloween party?
Deathmask : Hmm... halloween, eh??
Tifa : Yup, and what's going to be your costume??
Deathmask : Ahemmm... *grins* Maybe I'll just kill you and wear your face.
Tifa : Really?? As if you could do that...
Deathmask : Of course I can. HIAAAA!!
Tifa : *easyly catches his fist*
Deathmask : Heh!!! WHAT!!! How could you …
Tifa : Cause I’m the writer and this is my fic, so I can do what I want.
Deathmask : Ckk... too bad.
Tifa : You do that again and I'll throw you from my fic.
Deathmask : AHH!!! Just kidding!!
Tifa : *sighs* Why do I always weaken when someone begs me? Fine, but next time ..
Deathmask : I know that you’re very kind, I will do anything you want!
Tifa : Really? *grins*
Deathmask : Ahemm... if I could do, but I don’t want to do anything crazy.
Tifa : Like becoming princess snow white?*giggles*(forgot who draw it, sorry, but it's a really good picture)
Deathmask : ACKKKK!!! YOU…. SAW THAT TOO??? AHHH, MY CRUEL REPUTATION RUINS, DAMN MU!!!!!!!
Tifa : So, back to question.
Deathmask : #$@#%$#^%#$%$^%^#$ MU ^%&^&*&%^@#%#$ !
Tifa : Calm down please!!
Deathmask : *sighs*
Tifa : Back to question.
Deathmask : I think a death angel.
Tifa : I see, fits your cruel attitude.
Deathmask : Of course, I am cruel and mean! HUA HA HA HA HA!
Tifa : I think not so cruel, especially if you dress like snow white...
Deathmask : ACKKK!!! %#$%$%^%$^#$ DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER THAT !
Tifa : *laughs* Fine, bye.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Aiolia : Halloween???
Tifa : Don’t tell me you don’t know what Halloween is too...
Aiolia : Of course I know! Am I stupid??
Saga : So I am stupid, ehh!!! *suddenly appears*
Aiolia : Huhh? Whatt!!??
Saga : Die you! *kicks Aiolia twice*
Aiolia : Ouchh! What did I do!!!???
Saga : Hmrpp!
Tifa : Why are you here, Saga?
Saga : You want to know what I'll wear, don't you?
Tifa : Hmm, between angel and devil, right?
Aiolia : It must be devil! Hahahahaha!
Saga : *looks Aiolia, then kicks him once again* Get out!
Aiolia : Ouchh! It is my temple anyway!
Saga : WHATTT???!!!!
Aiolia : This is Leo temple and you are an intruder!
Saga : Say it againnn???!!!!
Aiolia : You %&^&^*&^#$^!!!!!!!!!
Saga : Why you &*%^*&(*)*()!!!!!!!
Aiolia : Then you *(&^$%^%^*%^&$&!!!!!!!!!
Saga : What you ^&%^&$%^&^&!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa : Enough of that &^*%^*&!!! Stop fightinggg!!!!!!!! NOWWWWW!!!!!!
Saga : Oops!
Aiolia : Sorry!
Tifa : That's better. So, Saga?
Saga : I'll wear as an angel.
Tifa : Ok, thanks.
Aiolia : And I as a lion.
Saga : What you? Lion? Give me a break! You'll wear as a cat.
Aiolia : Cat!!! How could you, Leo is lion!
Saga : Bah, it looks like a cat.
Aiolia : Bah, maybe you should wear glasses!
Saga : I have eagle eyes, you moron!
Aiolia : Eagle? Bah, you're as blind as a bat!
Saga : Why you %^&^&^*^!!!
Aiolia : So what %^^$*&^*^*!!
Tifa : Grmmm, here we go again... Bye guys, I won't stop you this time.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Shaka : ……
Tifa : Ah, well, Shaka???
Shaka : …….
Tifa : Hello, are you here??
Shaka : ……..
Tifa : Ok, this person is really unmoveable and quiet, maybe I shall write it myself that he will dress like a girl.
Shaka : A GIRL!!!!! Ops!
Tifa : Finally caught his attention.
Shaka : Silence, I’m meditating!
Tifa : Bah, fine, I'll write it, he will dress like a girl.
Shaka : I’m meditating!
Tifa : He will wear a tank top colour pink.
Shaka : I’m meditating!!
Tifa : He will wear bra also.
Shaka : I’M meditating!!!
Tifa : And he will wear a girl underwe…
Shaka : ENOUGH!!!! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!*Shaka opens his eyes*
Tifa : Hmphhh, no effect boy...
Shaka : WHAT!!! How come!! My skill!!
Tifa : Are you satisfied? You my fav character also, so don’t make me throw you from my list.
Shaka : But…but…I…
Tifa : Back to the question.
Shaka : Why am I hopeless??
Tifa : Cause you are in my fic, ok?
Shaka : …….
Tifa : Aww, don’t cry...
Shaka : I’m not crying!!!
Tifa : Marvelous eyes you have.
Shaka : I … eh, really??*blushes*
Tifa : Yup!
Shaka : Ahem... ah, lately you said that I am your fav character...
Tifa : Yes, one of mine, look up there.
Shaka : Huh, only number five?? I’m a man close to God and you place me number 5 in your heart???
Tifa : Well, yes.
Shaka : For Athena, what do you see in them that makes you place them higher than me?
Tifa : Eh, you really wanna know?
Shaka : YES!!!
Tifa : All right, Hyoga : graceful, kawaii, I like his smile, his blonde hair...
Shaka : Blonde? I am blonde too!
Tifa : Ah, his blue eyes...
Shaka : Enough then. Camus?
Tifa : His coldness, he is calm, cares for people very much , handsome, kawaii, I love his blue long hair, his eyes and he is the best friend of Milo*grins*
Shaka : …Really heh??
Tifa : Shun, he is the kindest Saint in Saint Seiya world, one that can share his feelings, his green hair, his power …
Shaka : POWER!!! He is weak!
Tifa : Eh?? If he's weak, then how can he control his dark side Hades??
Shaka : ……
Tifa : He is kawaii, and has a beautiful bath scene *grins*
Shaka : Misty and Saga have bath scenes too.
Tifa : Well, the first one always catchs attention, right??*grins*
Shaka : Hey, stop grinning at me like that!
Tifa : *giggles* Wanna know my opinion about Milo?
Shaka : No!!! …..Wait, now that you said it, I am curious. Why did he become the first one?
Tifa : REALLY?? Ok: he is sexy, kind, his long hair, his blue eyes, handsome, kawaii, can get along with Camus, faithfull, powerfull cause, in my opinion, if he can attack by using a nail, then he's really powerful, and ….
Shaka : ACKK! Enough, my head is full of him because of you!
Tifa : *sighs* He is perfect and he is scorpio*grins*
Shaka : Scorpio?? Why …
Tifa : Cause I’m Scorpio and you know why I choose him*grins*
Shaka : It is not fair.
Tifa : Enough of that, or I will talk too much, so what's your costume?
Shaka : I’m depressed right now and you ask me that?
Tifa : Awww... don’t be so depressed anyway... but I have to finish my job.
Shaka : *sighs* Well, Sancho??
Tifa : Ackkk???? You will cut your hair???? NO!!!!
Shaka : Eckk??? NO WAY!!!!!
Tifa : Really??
Shaka : Of course not!
Tifa : You would make me get a heart attack!
Shaka : Relax, I will not *smiles*
Tifa : Ahemm, you kawaii when you smile!
Shaka : Really? But I like being called handsome...
Tifa : Hehehehe, but sometimes you are rude.
Shaka : Oh, really?
Tifa : …… Smile again Shaka.
Shaka : No, you said I’m rude!
Tifa : Awwww, you rude!
Shaka : Yes, I am.
Tifa : Ah, maybe I should tickle you.
Shaka : No, no, no, don’t!
Tifa : I see, you are a ticklish type, ehh?*grins*
Shaka : Ehh, if you do that ….
Tifa : What? You powerless right now *grin*
Shaka : Fine, I smile...
Tifa : No, I'd like to tickle you *grins*
Shaka : Ackk HELPP!!!!!
Tifa : *laughs* Thank you, Shaka, I'm just kidding, bye.
Shaka : Duhh, I’m hopeless...
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Dohko : Now who are you?
Tifa : I’m a fic writer.
Dohko : I see, a fic writer eh?
Tifa : Yup.
Dohko : One thing, why do you interview me?
Tifa : Heh? Cause I want to, why?
Dohko : Well, not everyone shows interest on me.
Tifa : Really? Actually you have fans too.
Dohko : Really? I always read about "I love Camus", "I like Milo", or "Shun-chan kawaii", or "oh my cool Hyoga", or "Shaka where are you", even my pupil Shiryu, but not me. Even you love Milo, I see the list up there. Grmmmm!
Tifa : Well *blushes* ahem... well, not everybody like an oldha.. ahem, a person who's 263 years old, right?
Dohko : Ahem, what you said? Oldha...
Tifa : Nononononono, I meant goldies, eheheheh...
Dohko : Eh, what's the connection with that?
Tifa : Ahemmm... so, what you're wearing grandpa??
Dohko : Ahem, I’m wearing mushroom custome, sonny... !!!!!! EHHHH, WHY YOU ……
Tifa : *laughs* See ya again, grandpa!
Dohko : I’m not your grandpaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Milo : Halloween?
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Hmm, I don’t know, ah... maybe I can think about something, hmm...
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Eh, maybe I should ask someone for suggestions? Maybe Camus?
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Nahh, he must say an ice cube... well, I'll ask you instead, what's your suggestion?
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Hello, I’m asking you.
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Ano????
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : Yuhuuu???
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : This is earth, come in Tifa! How's the condition on the moon?
Tifa : ……*sighs*
Milo : HELLOOOO!!!!!
Tifa : EHH ???!!!
Milo : Finally!
Tifa : I ...emm *blushes* ehh, sorry.
Milo : Why are you staring at me and sighing like that?
Tifa : *sighs*
Milo : Ehh, stop that now, I’m nervous!
Tifa : Really?
Milo : Yes, I am.
Tifa : Sorry.
Milo : Hemm, one thing...
Tifa : Yes??
Milo : You can’t produce heart cosmos, can you??(that produced by Himiko in "The S-Files", fanfic by Stayka)
Tifa : No, I can’t. Why?
Milo : Cause I hate that!
Tifa : I see, *sighs* your eyes are marvelous!
Milo : Hmm, why do so many writers like our eyes??
Tifa : Well, Kurumada sensei is really good at drawing you guys eyes, and that makes some of us love you (does somebody agree with me?)
Milo : Hmm, one thing, thanks for placing me number one fav character in your heart!
Tifa : Ehehe, sure, I have been a fan of yours since... hmmm, first time I saw you in Saint Seiya series, I don’t remember, maybe 1992 or 1993??
Milo : Heh,do you know me that long???
Tifa : Yup, and some fanfic writers have been loving you guys pretty long too, I guess.
Milo : It has been 10 years then.
Tifa : Yup, and for me you are the best!
Milo : Ahemm... you wanna make me fly, don't you?
Tifa : AHH!!! Wacth out your nose then!
Milo : What!!!
Tifa : It is flying right now *laughs*
Milo : Pah, you, it’s still here anyway *smiles*
Tifa : *sighs* Handsome!
Milo : Why, thank you!
Tifa : Ehh, Shun said that you don’t like being called Kawaii.
Milo : Of course!
Tifa : Hmm, I'll call you Milo-chan then.
Milo : HEHH!!!!!????? *falls down*
Tifa : Are you ok?
Milo : Please, don’t call me that, or the entire world will laugh at me!
Tifa : But that's a kawaii name...
Milo : Noooo!
Tifa : Why don't you like that?
Milo : Cause I am an adult! That name only fits for children.
Tifa : Or teenagers?
Milo : That's true.
Tifa : I thought that you were only 20.
Milo : That's right.
Tifa : I think 20 is just a teenager also.
Milo : Hah, isn’t that an adult?
Tifa : Well, my country has a culture: if you are a girl ,then have to pass 18 to become an adult or woman.
Milo : See!!
Tifa : But for boys you have to pass 21 to become an adult, or we say man??
Milo : What!! How come?
Tifa : Girls are more mature then boys, I guess.
Milo : That's not fair enough!!
Tifa : Well, that's what my culture says, and what my parents told me : )
Milo : I see, different country, different culture.
Tifa : True. I didn't know that you were that wise!
Milo : Ehehehe, of course I am! Anyway, not everyone knows bout my skill.
Tifa : Ehhh, we have been talking for too long, back to business.
Milo : Well, I ……
Camus : Hey, Milo, ehh... who is she? *walking in from the exit of Scorpio temple*
Milo : One of my fans.
Camus : Fans???
Milo : Yup.
Camus : I see...
Milo : Why are you here??
Camus : This *brings Milo’s scorpion in an ice coffin*
Milo : ACKKKK!!! YOU ….. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!!!
Camus : It is your scorpion who wanna taste my power.
Milo : BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT HIM IN AN ICE COFFIN!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Camus : What! It is the one who wanna bite me!
Milo : SCORPIONS NEVER BITE!!!!
Camus : I have already said that I hate your insect when it is near me...
Milo : SCORPION IS NOT AN INSECTTTT!!!!! JUST LIKE SPIDER, HE ….
Camus : Whatever.
Milo : MURDERER!!!!
Camus : Heyyy, it is your fault, why don't put it in your tank?
Milo : I have done that, but somehow he can climb up and go all the way to you, besides he likes you and he never stings you anyway, *sobs* my little scorpion!
Camus : Eh... uh... sorry, Milo!
Tifa : Why not melting it?
Milo : For Athena, don’t you know his skill?
Tifa : Yes, I do, but I can melt it... eww... him for you.
Milo : Could you?
Tifa : Yes, give me that.
Camus : Bah, a girl can melt my eternal ice? That is imposible.
Tifa : Hum hum hum.
Milo : Aww, my cute little pet, come to papa, papa take you to your room!*goes to his room*
Camus : EH!! DID IT REALLY MELT??? MY SKILLLLLLL !!! *shocked*
Tifa : This is my fic, of course I can melt it *grins*
Camus : ACKK!!!! Maybe I should go to Siberia again and sleep in my own eternal ice coffin to hide from the world!
Tifa : That's suicide.
Camus : Better than knowing that someone melted my eternal ice just by using her finger.
Tifa : Ehemmm... no, you won't. If you do that, then what will I tell to Hyoga?
Camus : Just say that I am dead already.
Milo : Ehhh, stop that Camus, you sound stupid.
Camus : What did you say??
Milo : Eh, Tifa, you don’t want to write that he's already dead, do you?
Tifa : Let's see ….
Milo : NOOOO PLEASEEEE!!!!!
Tifa : Awwww, kawaiiii Milo-chan!
Milo : *falls down*
Camus : Milo-chan!!! Prfff... hahahahahaha!
Milo : Camus!!! You owe me for this!
Tifa : Ehehehe, relax boy, I have never ever made my characters die before, I like happy endings.
Camus : Hahahahahahahaha!
Milo : Camus, stop laughing!
Camus : Ehemm... hahaha! Ahemm... sorry... prffff... hahahaha!
Milo : CAMUSSSS!!!!!
Camus : *coughs*
Milo : Heh, now you got the result ne???
Tifa : *laughs* You two are really good friends ne??
Camus : *coughs* Sorry Milo,it is just... prff...
Milo : Don’t start again!
Camus : Ehemmm...
Tifa : Since you're here Camus, I'll ask you now.
Camus : About?
Tifa : What will you wear if you're invited to a Halloween party?
Camus : Halloween? I don’t like that stupid thing.
Tifa : But everybody participates.
Milo : Nah, he maybe just say ice cube.
Camus : Who said that?? (actually I am)
Tifa : So? Milo?
Milo : Well, I need your suggestion.
Tifa : I see. You really wanna hear?*grins*
Milo : No.
Tifa : Too bad.
Camus : Wait, I wanna hear.
Milo : No you don’t.
Camus : Yes, I do.
Milo : No you don’t.
Camus : So, what is your suggestion, uhmm...
Tifa : Tifa.
Camus : Ah yes, Tifa?
Tifa : *grins*
Milo : Noooo, I'll wear a scorpion costume!!!!
Tifa : Awww, but you will be kicked out of the party.
Camus : She is right.
Milo : …….Fine, I wanna hear you, but not a crazy thing like Deathmask.
Camus : Do you mean a snow white?
Milo : Yes, can you??
Tifa : Aww... all right, hmm... a cool Youko?
Milo : Youko? You mean like Youko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Tifa : Yup. He's cool, he's one of my fav anime characters too.
Milo : Hmmm, just put ears and tail?
Tifa : Yup.A silver one, I hope.
Milo : Fine, I'll wear silver Youko then.
Tifa : YAYYY!!!!! Thankssss *hugs him*
Milo : Ahem *blushes*
Tifa : Maaa, Kawaiiiii!
Camus : ……
Tifa : And you Camus?
Camus : I’m thinking.
Tifa : An ice cube?
Camus : No!!!
Tifa : So?
Camus : Hemm...
Tifa : Ghost? Maybe Casper?
Camus : Ekc!!! No!!
Tifa : Give me your condition.
Camus : Hmm... Elegant, handsome, not stupid, not crazy, not sissy, smart, etc. etc. etc.
Milo : Hah!!! Isn’t it too much????
Tifa : I faint!!!
Camus : Well, that is my condition *grins*
Tifa : Fine, fine, I’m thinking.
Camus : Sure.
Milo : For Athena, I didn’t know that you could become like Aphrodite!
Camus : Who said that I became like Aprhodite, he is a sissy!
Milo : Yeah, I don’t really like him either.
Camus : He is really like a woman, always using make up.
Milo : Right, and Aiolia says that he always spends his time looking at the mirror.
Camus : That is right, ewwww!
Milo : But I'm curious.
Camus : What?
Milo : Doesn't Mu use a mascara also?
Camus : Really? Who said that?
Milo : Hmm, Shaka.
Camus : Really?
Tifa : I didn’t know that you two like gossiping.
Camus : Err *blushes*
Milo : It is not gossip, is chatting.
Camus : Err, right, have you thought about anything?
Tifa : Hmm, you two... all right, if you don’t want this either then I don’t know what else... A PRINCE!
Milo : Prince?
Camus : Ahem, sounds ….
Tifa : Ehemmm!!!
Camus : Great?
Tifa : Finally!
Shaka : He, a prince???? *suddenly appears*
Milo : Hello Shaka!
Camus : Any complaints?
Tifa : Hello Sancho.
Milo : Sancho???
Camus : Will you cut your hair?
*Image of Shaka bold appears in front of the two of them*
Camus : Hahahahahaha!
Milo : Hoahahahahaha!
Shaka : Whatt!!!! Stoppp thattt... ewww... I’m meditating!!!!!!!
Mu : Hi! Ehh, what is so funny? Eack, you again!*suddenly appears*
Tifa : Ahh, helloo sheep, did you bring your fence?
Camus : Prffff... hahahaha! Sheep???!!!!! Hahahhahaha!
Milo : Hoahahahahaha, I never saw ……Camus laugh …..prffff... like this before... Hoahahahaha!
Shaka : ………. Meditating faillll... hahahahahaha!
Mu : Stop laughing!!!!!!!!!
Tifa : My, I should have brought my camera!
Mu : Cause of you, stop them or I'll change into police!
Tifa : Police????
Mu : Yes, I change into police right now!!!!
Milo : Awwww, prfff... Mu, don’t do that... hoahahaha!
Shaka : Prffff... enough *coughs*
Camus : *coughs* Yeahh, sorry... prfff... hahahaha!
Mu : Grrrr! Now I’m mad!
Camus : Ahemmmm...
Shaka : ………
Milo : *coughs* Sorry Mu.
Tifa : Will you change anyway, Mu?
Mu : I…
Camus, Milo, Shaka : NOOO!!!!!
Tifa : So, don't change.
Mu : But ….
Tifa : Sorry, 3 versus 1, you lose.
Mu : *sighs*
Milo : Relax man, it's just a costume.
Shaka : Yeah, right.
Camus : Well, I can’t wait for that party.
Milo : Now that is a surprise!
Tifa : Ok, ok, I must go now. Thanks Milo, Camus, Shaka, and you too Mu.
Mu : *sighs* Why am I always the last?
Tifa : Ehh? Okay, thanks specially you Mu.
Mu : That is better *smiles*
Shaka : Heyy, not fair!
Milo : Yeah, not fair!
Camus : ……
Tifa : Ehhh, no fighting please. If you all fight, you won't go to the party, cause all of you will be hurted.
All of them : Yes, ma’am.
Tifa : Aww, they are kawaii! Ok, got job to do.
All of them : Byeeee!
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Aiolos : Halloween, ehh?
Tifa : Yup.
Aiolos : Hmmm...
Tifa : Maybe a Sagittarius also?
Aiolos : Hmmm, I'll try something new, not my cloth.
Tifa : I see.
Aiolos : Ehh, do you know what my brother will wear?
Tifa : Sure, I interviewed him at Leo temple.
Aiolos : What is he wearing?
Tifa : He …
Saga : Kitten *suddenly appears again*
Tifa : Ehh, hello angel.
Aiolos : Your costume is angel??
Saga : Why are you so surprised?
Aiolos : Nothing, that's nice. Will my brother wear kitten?
Saga : Yes.
Aioloa : NOOOO! HE LIEEESS! I'LL KILL HIMMMM! *suddenly appears too*
(Gold Saints always appear suddenly, now I’m bored)
Saga : Kill me if you can!
Aioloa : Take this, you moron!
Shura : What happens here? (walk in from the exit of Sagittarius temple, I would be bored if I said "suddenly appears" again)
Tifa : Ah, luckily you are here too, Shura.
Shura : Huh??!!! Who are you?
Tifa : I’m Tifa, wanna ask you what you will wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Shura : Halloween?
Aiolia : Don’t tell me that you're stupid too, like Saga?
Saga : What? You moron!
Aiolia : You blind bat!
Saga : You lazy kitten!
Shura : Ehhh Tifa, what bout this bat and kitten thing?
Tifa : Hmmm... that ….
Saga : Don’t you dare tell them!
Aiolia : Hah, now you are a coward?
Saga : Aiolos!!!! Teach your brother a good word!
Shura : Ahemmm,could somebody tell me what's going on???
Aiolos : …………..
Tifa : Ehhhh, stop fighting you two!
Aiolos : AIOLIAAAAAAA STOP THAT!!!!!!!
Aiolia : Ahhh... ehmmm...
Saga : Hmppp. Now that's better.
Aiolos : Hmppp, you too Saga.
Aiolia : Now got ya!
Saga : What!!!!
Aiolos : STOPPPPP!!!!!!!
Saga : Hmpp...
Aiolia : …….
Tifa : Sorry, maybe I should have stopped them before.
Shura : Ahh, relax Tifa, they are always fighting anyway.
Tifa : Really??
Shura : Yup, the more they fight, the closer they are.
Saga and Aiolia : NO, WE'RE NOT!
Shura : See?
Tifa : *laughs* I didn't know a Gold Saint sometimes could be childish too.
Aiolos : Ahh, well, when we were children we didn't play much.
Tifa : So you all mature slowly, I guess.
Aiolos : It is not true!!!
Tifa : Sorry. So, back to question...
Aiolia : I’m a LIONNNNNNN!
Saga : YOU …..
Tifa : Don’t start again Saga!
Saga : ……..
Aiolia : Hah, you lose!
Tifa : You too!
Aiolia : ……
Tifa : So Aiolos?
Aiolos : Saga , do you have any suggestion?
Saga : Ghost!!*grins*
Aiolos : What!!!
Saga : You hear me, a ghost!!
Aiolia : Why would my brother want to do that!!! No way, right, Bro?
Aiolos : A ghost, ehh?
Aiolia : Bro, you didn’t …
Aiolos : Well, a ghost is an easy costume, right, Tifa?
Tifa : Eh... well, yes, just use a white leather.
Aiolos : Fine, a ghost then.
Aiolia : BROOOOO!!!!
Saga : You lose !!!
Aiolos : Saga!!! Don’t start again, anyway you're a little childish today.
Tifa : Agree.
Shura : Yup.
Saga : Bah, it's because of Milo.
Milo : Because of me????(enter from the front of Sagittarius temple)
Tifa : Ahem... here we go again, all goldies.
Shaka : Hey, we were just passing by.
Mu : Right! It was Camus idea anyway.
Camus : What!!! You guys blame me???
Mu, Shaka, Milo : YES!
Camus : Eckkk!!!
Tifa : *laughs* Ok, guys. What are you doing here?
Shaka : Just like I said, we were just passing by.
Camus : No, you don’t you say that you hmp hmphmhpmhp*Shaka closes his mouth*
Shaka : Ehehehe, come on guys!
*Shaka quickly pushes Camus out from temple whereas Milo and Mu quickly say "see ya" and get out too.*
Tifa : What is this all about??
Aiolos : Don’t know.
Tifa : I see. Ok, the next one is you, Shura.
Shura : I think of something, hemmmm, Jack-o-latter?
Saga : Jack-o- what?
Aiolia : Jack-o-latter, stupid!
Saga : Why you!!!
Aiolia : Stupid!!!! Deaf!!!! Blind!!!
Aiolos : Aioliaaaaaa, shut your mouth or I'll wash your mouth with soap.
Saga : Hah, lost again.
Aiolia : Hah, you just have a backup, you coward.
Aiolos : AIOLIAAAA!!!!!!! SAGAAAAAAA!!!!!!! MY GOOOODDESSSS!!!!!! SHURAAAA!!!!!
Shura : Ha!!! I didn't do anything!
Aiolos : HELP ME WASH THEIR MOUTH!!!!
Shura : Sure!
Saga : Ehh, don’t you dare!
Aiolia : Soap!!!!! Yuckk!!!
Saga : I'll go away now.
Aiolia : Me too leaving.
*Saga and Aiolia quickly teleport back*
Aiolos : Bah, those two...
Shura : Hahahahaha! Well, they will become friends again.
Aiolos : I guess so.
Tifa : My, my, there's one left, Aphrodite, so I’m leaving.
Aiolos : Ok, see ya.
Shura : Yup, see ya.
On the eleventh temple :
Milo : Hello? Have you finished your job?
Shaka : Hi!
Mu : Konnichiwa!
Camus : Eh, welcome to my temple.
Tifa : Hello again! No, I haven’t finished it. I wanna ask you guys, what's going on?
Milo : Eh... nothing, right guys?
Shaka, Mu, Camus : Yup.
Tifa : Really????
Camus : Honest.
Shaka : True.
Mu : Yup.
Milo : Nothing really.
Tifa : Hmmm, very well, I'll go to Pisces temple.
Shaka : You really want to... ops!
Mu : Big mouth!
Milo : Shaka!!!
Camus : Bah!
Tifa : Yes Shaka???
Shaka : I’m meditating.
Milo : Well, you know...
Camus : Milo!!
Milo : It is ok, can you make a deal with Aphrodite?
Tifa : Deal?
Camus : Yes, a deal.
Mu : Please, ask him not to shout about "how is my beauty"???
Camus : Or "is my make up all right"???
Milo : And even bring his roses to the party!
Tifa : Why???
Shaka : Cause when we have a party, he shouts histerically: "HELLOO GUYSSSS, HOW IS MY MAKEEEE UP", or "ISN’T MY BEAUTY PERFECT"!!!!!!
Milo : And when he brings his roses, everybody faints, ask Athena!
Mu : Yup! And the party??? The endddd...
Camus : So??? Can you do that??
Tifa : Well, I'll try my best then.
Milo : Ahh, thanks, for Athena.
Tifa : And don’t hide that from me!
Camus : Hide what?
Tifa : Hemm... the mahjong table with all those contents and the 4 beer cans behind you and somebody, I mean, two teenagers behind the pillar, let me guess, Shun and Hyoga?
Shaka : Ahemm *blushes*
Camus : Eh, how did ….you…*blushes*
Tifa : Know that?*grins*
Milo : Ahemm... sorry *blushes*
Mu : *blushes*
Shun : I … I am not drinking *blushes*
Hyoga : Me too *blushes*
Camus : Not drinking!!!!! Then why is my beer can empty???
Shun : That’s Hyoga.
Hyoga : SHUNN!!!! YOU BIG MOUTH!!!!
Camus : Hyoga!!!!!
Hyoga : Eckkk!!!!
Milo : Shun, didn’t you really drink???
Shun : Honest!!! Besides, it’s bitter... ops!!
Shaka : So you drank it??
Shun : Ahemm... a little... I was just curious, besides, Hyoga gave me*blushes*
Camus : Hyoga!!!!!!
Hyoga : Shunnnnn!!!! I'll get you for this!
Tifa : Relax boys, hehehe! Mahjong... eh, well, I play it a lot in computer game or with my parent and brother. And I like drinking Martini and chinese chiu, but not much.
Milo : Ah, really?
Tifa : Yes.
Camus : Then you can join us sometime.
Shaka : Camus!!! You!!! You asked the girl to join!!!!???? Miracle!
Mu : …….*shocked already, cannot say anything*
Milo : *blinks*
Hyoga : My senseiii!!!!!! Invited a girl!!!!!!!!*shocked*
Shun : Hyoga, is this really your sensei???????
Camus : What!!! Why are you all so surprised?!!!!
Tifa : *laughs* See ya!
Milo : Eh, don’t forget the deal!!!
Mu : And don’t forget the invitation from Camus!
Camus : HEYYY!!!!
Tifa : Ok, see ya.
Questioner : Hello, I’m Tifa, wanna ask you this: what will you wear if you're invited to a halloween party?
Aphrodite : Ah, Halloween?????
Tifa : Yes.
Aphrodite : You ask me to enter the creepy, strange and ugly party? Oh, no!
Tifa : Ugly?????
Aphrodite : Oh, well, never mind.
Tifa : So what's going to be your costume?
Aphrodite : Humm, do I have to wear a custome?
Tifa : Why, yes!
Aphrodite : Umm, but it will ruin my beauty face!...
Tifa : ……
Aphrodite : But... well, if you want me to...
Tifa : (This guy …..) ahem, so...
Aphrodite : Please, accept my rose.
Tifa : The one that can make others faint?? No!!
Aphrodite : Ahh my, it is not polite to refuse a rose from a man!!
Tifa : And it’s not polite to make other people faint, don’t you think?
Aphrodite : Ahahahaha, you make some sense!
Tifa : Well, before I forget, some goldies wanna make a deal with you.
Aphrodite : Yes??
Tifa : No words about your beauty in there, no roses in there, and no histerical shouting in there.
Aphrodite : My, how rude they are, must be Milo and co. , right??
Tifa : So, deal?
Aphrodite : No!
Tifa : Fine. You can’t enter the party then.
Aphrodite : My, you are cruel!
Tifa : Yes, I am.
Aphrodite : Ok, it's a deal.
Tifa : Ok. I'll inform them. But what's going to be your costume, or will you make me choose for you?
Aphrodite : Hemmm, I'm wearing a beautifull mermaid.See, it is easy.
Tifa : Mermaid, ok. Remember our deal!
Aphrodite : Sure!!
After the party!!!
Tifa : Is there any problem with Aphrodite?
Milo : Well, not at all, he seems to have understood our deal.
Tifa : Yes.
Athena : MILOOOO, CAMUSSSSS, MUUUUU, SHAKAAAAAA!!!!
Milo : Eh... yes, Athena-sama!
Camus : On your service, Athena-sama!
Mu : Hai, Athena-sama!
Shaka : Something wrong, Athena-sama?
Athena : Something wrong, you said????? Look at that!
*They look at Athena's room and there are roses all over the place.*
Milo : What the …
Athena : Aphrodite did this because of you all.
Camus : But we don't ….
Shaka : Eh???
Mu : …….*shocked already*
Athena : Soooo??????Clean it up!!!
Milo : My goddess!!!!!
Shaka : ACKKKKK!!!!!!!
Camus : ECKKKK!!!!!!!
Mu : HAAAAAA!!!!!
Tifa : My, my...
Aphrodite : Huahahahahahaha!
Milo, Camus, Shaka, Mu : APRHODITEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!
Aphrodite : Enjoy, guysssss!!!!!!!
Milo : Damn him!
Camus : Maybe I should make an ice coffin for him!
Shaka : No, ask Saga to send him to another dimension!
Mu : NO!!! Ask Hades, it is better!
Tifa : *laughs* They're cute!
Milo : Hey, Tifa, you said happy ending, to me this is not happy ending!
Camus : Right.
Tifa : *grins*
Mu : TIFAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tifa : Fine, fine, no roses in Athena’s room.
*All roses are gone.*
Milo : That's better.
Shun : Ah, hello guys!
Hyoga : Hello sensei.
Tifa : Ah, now, only one person...
All : Heh...
Tifa : SAGAAAAA!!!!!!
Milo : What are you doing???
Saga : What has happened? Why am I here???
Shaka : Tifa!!! What are you doing??
Tifa : Back to the costume!
Shun : Ehh, now what???
Tifa : *grins*
Hyoga : Eh, you're not doing anything, are you??
Tifa : Party again! But right now I'm in!!!!!
Shun : Really?
Milo : What's your costume?
Tifa : My costume? This is my costume, as Tifa Lockheart ; )
Hyoga : You're cheating!
Tifa : Is anybody complaining?
All : YESSSS!!!! WE AREEEE!!!!!!!
*Suddenly all of the guys throw a pillow towards Tifa!!!!!*
Tifa : Eckk, I’m the victim!
Milo : *laughs* You're not!!!!
Shaka : *smiles* I'll get you!!!
Shun : Heyyy! Not me ,her, Hyoga! Wrong target!!
Hyoga : Who cares!!!!*laughs*
Mu : Yeah, who cares!!!!*laughs*
Camus : Yup, who caressss!!!!*smiles*
Saga : I will get out from this!!!
Tifa : And miss the party!!!!???
Saga : Ewww, I stayyy!!!!! Get this!!!!!
AUTHORESS' NOTE: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 31 OCTOBER 2002! FINALLY I FINISHED THIS FIC, HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE FIC. EH, SORRY I CAN’T DRAW VERY WELL, SO NO PICTURE FOR THIS. SOMEBODY WANNA TRY TO DRAW IT???? I WANNA SEE!!!!!!
If there are any comments and critics, please send to me at tifa_lockheart_ina@yahoo.com. Thank you, sorry for my bad english, I grew up in a country that doesn’t use English so well.
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