If you go in to a bathroom and see a white, sticky glob, its not mayonase. Dont eat it.
If a bottle is labled "poison", it is most likely going to conflict with your body in the near future. Dont drink it.
If you want to ask a girl out, dont start with the words: Pokemon, Dogimon, Yugioh, or Dungeons and dragons. You will be rejected. Dont say it.
If you just landed a sick ski trick and spot a patch of yellow snow, it will make you sicker. Dont eat it.
If you fell a chewey red substance on the bottom of a table, its not sanitary dont eat it.
If you spent this much time reading my stupid sayings, you have way to much time on your hands. Get a girlfriend an keep your day job. |
