WANTED

Name: Martouf/Lantash Known Alias: Marty Hair Color: Dirt brown Eye Color: Gray-blue; somewhat... luminescent Wanted for: Being of questionable integrity and truthworthiness, looking suspciously shifty (see file footage to left), putting moves on Sam, wearing hats offensive to the common person, contributing to the loss of sanity of uncounted numbers of Stargate SG-1 fans, having an unmannerly and possibily ill-intentioned snake in his noggin.

Added to these offences: posing as an officer of the law - McGruff The Crime Dog - and/or posing as a civilian - Jar Jar Binks, native of the planet Naboo - (see file footage to left).

Reward: Unlimited SJR fic Wanted DEAD, half-dead, well-done, medium-rare, or, possibly, alive (state of disrepair will be taken into consideration).  Maim on sight.