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"Where'd I go in your Saab until after midnight one night while you were in Cleveland? Fishing. Yes, I went fishing. Where's the fish? Uh, I didn't catch any."

This from a man I met on the internet who lived with me for 2 years, who was also a master fisherman, on one of the days he was trying to set up meetings with two gay men through the Yahoo! personals while I was away on business. If he did go fishing, it was the only time in the 2 years he lived with me that he didn't catch any fish. And he knew better than to go fishing in my Saab. He had his own crappy truck that I bought for him, but I guess the gay guys wouldn't have been too impressed with that.

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