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On the outside not many people would imagine the secrets I hold... but I think it's about time I came clean... as secrets often have a way of developing into lies if you don't sort them out. After working as a pole dancer in Nebraska for a couple of months, I met and fell in love with a customer called Big Joe. There were reasons he was called Big Joe, but I won't go into that right now... Joe was the silent type, and I never questioned him about his background. I guess I was just happy to be near him. But there was always this distance... Maybe it was because of the restraining order three of the other dancers had against him, but he seemed a little shy about making the first move. Thing is one day, I got a letter from home. My mom was coming over to see me. She was still under the illusion that I was still in school, and I suppose, thinking about it at sixteen, it was a pretty dumb thing to do. But, at the time, it was just much more interesting than sitting in class. And, besides, I was getting lots of exercise. It's funny, but most of the guys from school were always talking about how it must be push ups, and I'd never done push ups before in my life. School guys are so immature, that's why I knew Big Joe was for me... Then the night came when I was working as usual, and Joe was in the audience. I was mid routine when I heard a scream from in front of the podium... It was mom. I grabbed my clothes and ran to the back. When I got there, in a state of shock and shaking, I can't tell you how bad I felt about keeping up the sharade... When my mom came after me, we had a long talk about it. So, you could say that I have exorcised my demons and my lie has been laid bare. Thing is with lies, though, they have a way of coming back on you. Mom kinda got a real kick out of the whole thing, so much so that she is on the circuit herself now... As the definitive pole (sex) kitten, never mind pole cat. Dad has hit the bottle and most of the people in our old trailer park. And the ever strong and silent Big Joe??!?! Well, it turns out he was a monk from a cloister somewhere in the West of Ireland.


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On the outside not many people would imagine the secrets I hold... but I think it's about time I came clean... as secrets often have a way of developing into lies if you don't sort them out. After working as a pole dancer in Nebraska for a couple of months, I met and fell in love with a customer called Big Joe. There were reasons he was called Big Joe, but I won't go into that right now... Joe was the silent type, and I never questioned him about his background. I guess I was just happy to be near him. But there was always this distance... Maybe it was because of the restraining order three of the other dancers had against him, but he seemed a little shy about making the first move. Thing is one day, I got a letter from home. My mom was coming over to see me. She was still under the illusion that I was still in school, and I suppose, thinking about it at sixteen, it was a pretty dumb thing to do. But, at the time, it was just much more interesting than sitting in class. And, besides, I was getting lots of exercise. It's funny, but most of the guys from school were always talking about how it must be push ups, and I'd never done push ups before in my life. School guys are so immature, that's why I knew Big Joe was for me... Then the night came when I was working as usual, and Joe was in the audience. I was mid routine when I heard a scream from in front of the podium... It was mom. I grabbed my clothes and ran to the back. When I got there, in a state of shock and shaking, I can't tell you how bad I felt about keeping up the sharade... When my mom came after me, we had a long talk about it. So, you could say that I have exorcised my demons and my lie has been laid bare. Thing is with lies, though, they have a way of coming back on you. Mom kinda got a real kick out of the whole thing, so much so that she is on the circuit herself now... As the definitive pole (sex) kitten, never mind pole cat. Dad has hit the bottle and most of the people in our old trailer park. And the ever strong and silent Big Joe??!?! Well, it turns out he was a monk from a cloister somewhere in the West of Ireland.
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