*You snicker when you hear someone say PLUR
*You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and impractical
*You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions
*When you DO dance, you "battle"
*You learn to spin and therefore have graduated to the "superior Rave status"
*You find out just how crooked promoters really are
*you hate massives
*You blame Kandi Kidz for everything retarded in the scene
*You say "the scene" alot
*You find out how much better European electronic music really is
*You find out that glo stix were cool TEN years ago in the UK
*You have pretened to roll at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends
*When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. (why take it then? if ur gonna fight it, and not go with the flow?)
*You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is
*You realize how lame progressive trance is
*You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated
*You have close friends who don't give a fuck about Raving
*You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either
*The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick
*You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "light show"
*You drink beer at after parties
*You quit collecting fliers
*You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list because "none of those fucking little kids understands a thing bout Raving, dammit!"
*You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked
*You realize that Ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were
*You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died
*You are actually called by your real name
*You realized that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating Raves
*You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy
*You talk shyt as much as possible
*You value things in terms of Vinyl (i.e. "thats an eight record pair of pants")
*You DESPISE Happy Hardcore
*You DESPISE Candy
*You have seen a thirteen year old "Raver" on ecstacy and felt like leaving the party because of it
*You know what a 303 is.
*You no longer feel the need to advertise your "Raveness" to the world
*You realize shell toes are shitty shoes
*You know that post-Rave sex is awful
*You've punted kids who tried to get in a circle that were outta their league
*You can determine where a Raver is from just by the way they dance
*You find out that Underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the Raving populous thinks
*You party sober, and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't
*You know who PRODUCED your favorite trax, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD
*You read URB
*You have daydreams that invovle Telletubbies and a large rusty chainsaw <<*OH MY GAWD!!! NOT LAA LAA!!*>> hehehe...
*You know why GHB and Special K are for fucking idiots
*You understand electro and minimal techno now
*You hate Rave hoe's
*You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes
You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out
*You purposely wear WAY too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a big zipper fleece looks fucking ill (anyone stupid enough to take fashion over comfortability is a fucking idiot, and though it isnt that loving... id love to see someone who did this die from dehydrations or over heating...)
*You say "ill" alot
*You have replaced Caffeine, JNCO, and Addidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL
*You know that Raving is all about the musik, but RAVERS are not
*You find the jungle room much more appealing now
*You hate Coolworld and MTV
*You laugh out loud when you walk into Cafe Innermezzo and they're playin jungle and D&B
*You know Raving is mainstream as fuck
*The bigger the flyer, the less you want to go to a party
*You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories
