| You know ur a Raver when: |
| *You have sleeping patterns that would kill a normal human being *You start coveting all your dad's old 1977 polyester sweatsuits *Almost every letter of the alphabet has an alternate meaning to you *You begin to think of blow pops as a separate food group *The mere mention of a 3 digit number with 0 in the middle of it causes you to drool uncontrolably *The odometer of your car increases in big chunx over the weekend *You get an evil grin everytime you hear commercials 4 " E: The entertainment network" *You have to fight the urge to beat the hell out of everyone who thinks raves are like the club scene in Basic Instinct *You can keep a straight face when you tell ppl "Really, not that many ppl r on anything... Im serious!" *You're happy when there is a recession because that means more empty warehouses *Food, air, water, Vicks.... all r about of equal importance *You can live for an entire weekend out of your bookbag *You are no longer just a raver.... but a promoter, vendor, DJ, etc.... *You know about the INFORMATION POLICE *You're white and have dreads *You have trouble naming 5 friends who are'nt pierced SOMEWHERE *You'll pay $20 for an event that may very well not happen, $30 for a pill that may very well be asprin... but you will NOT pay $1 for that big glass of water! *You can't pass an empty warehouse, church, school, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc... without getting that far off look in your eye and saying... "wow, what a great site for a...." *When you see Cap'n Crunch more than 4 times in a week! *The opening on your pant leg is bigger than your head! *You not only notice that household appliances like washing machines generate a funky beat, you alo argue about whether its tribal or trance |
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| How to spot a Raver: |
| *Ravers can understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of 10 *Ravers know where all the best Toy Stores are *Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels curl up becaus they are so worn down *Ravers always wish that DJs would spin that OC Transpo track they keep hearing on the bus ride home *Ravers are the only people whos age isn't calculated in months, yet still wear pacifiers *Ravers consider every new place as a possible place for a party *Ravers hug everyone *Ravers can dance (they know that if you can walk you can dance) *Ravers will be found dancing everywhere except the main dance floor *Ravers always order water when they go to clubs *Ravers always notice that the doors near tthe MacKenzie King bridge have an "e" on the handle *Ravers can always spot other Ravers within a 100 ft radius *Ravers dont plan on meeting their friends because their friends are usually already there *Ravers have a one track mind... It goes, "Thump Thump Tweet Thump Tweet Thump" *Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life *Ravers never know the names of their favorite tracks *Ravers always chooes E on multiple choice questions *Ravers are always the best at playing "guess what he's on" *Ravers always say Hi to those ppl that they dont know, yet always see on the bus *Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good" *Ravers know what to do with a dead glo stik *Ravers think of Blow-Pops as a separate food group *Ravers have to hike up their pants when it rains, so that their pants dont get waterlogged and become heavier than they are, and then they cant walk *Ravers understand the art of bathroom conversation *Ravers choose clothing by Texture, Color, and Size *Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums *Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwords *Ravers always know the most likely spot to find ravers within a 100 ft radius *Ravers can't see their shoes *Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna Fu@k?" *Ravers can instantly fall asleep on a cold wet concrete floor surrounded by 300 off tha wall kidz and pounding Trance being played overhead *Ravers give the best hugz and massages *Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years *Ravers know how to SMILE "Ravers pay the gas station attendant with a bunch of coins everyone had left over after the party *Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted |
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