Will you survive if Fergus takes over the world? (a quiz)



this is the first of the quizzes which will teach me how to spell
because i just wrote qhich four times instead of which. 
righto cowboys answer truthfully because you cant fool me 
well you can but my donkeys will get ya and we know where you live.





grandio fergismio made this and i steel and she will come and beat me in .....



please do not tick this box->



1. If you were invited to a Krautrock disko at my house, what would you wear?

a) your boob tube and miniskirt  
b) your nurses outfitc) your pocket calculator


2. Euros is:

a) a greek kebab
 b) a spunky Welsh guy
c) a form of currency


3. What did the condemned say to the blessed when they met on the path?

a) O you take the low road and i'll take the high for a laugh (but if i'm laughing now it's because i've a gentle heart)
b) i find you to be quite shark like in smell and taste
c) Have you seen the latest picture magazine?


4. What is a kablunka?


a) some sort of native Australian species
b) i have no fucking idea
c) a small rock that will eat gerling if they don't watch out
d) something Fergus' dad is always misplacing



5. When should you panic?

a) at the quiet times
b) when your flares catch fire

c) never


6. What do miners do?

a) mine things i guess
b) dance you fucking idiots
c) join Human Nature





Your scored a total of:



how did you go?
If you scored 8 - 13

ok your place in the future is pretty much assured ok? if you scored close to 13 i may want to marry you or something. rocking. If you scored 4 - 8

hmm well i dunno about you we will have to see but you still could make it if you have floppy hair or are hella funny ok? so should email me especially if you have floppy hair. Because i have given up on those curly hair people. If you scored 0 - 4

Well you are in big trouble mister, ok but remember that i have a gentle heart and maybe you should go to fergus noodle 101 ok? if this makes no sort of mathematical sense then blame the government because it was their dodgy schooling that caused it ok?

alright baby that is all. for now.

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