MICROPHALLUS 7/2001 1. Hi Drew! How are things with you now? Tell us exactly what MICROPHALLUS is as far as music and meaning is concerned. Drew: Sup Lee! Things right now are pretty good, just chillin' on the computer and listening to the Necro demos/freestyles Cd, (I still have to get that, NECRO is the sick MC to rival BRUTHA LYNCH! -Lee) just finished a decent tv dinner, and did some much needed mail, so its all good. I use Microphallus as a window to vent my hate & my demented ideas/thoughts. Anti-music wise I think I am pushing the envelope in a new style of extreme shit, I would hope that someday some bands/projects will be using Microphallus as influence to do twisted computerized shit. (It's already inspired my ideas for just that but I have yet to spew electronically! -Lee) 2. What releases are coming up? Drew: Out very soon is the 3-way split CD-r with Hatredsurge & Savage Man Savage Beast. Still in the works is a split CD-r with Tumour on Mangled Maggot Stew Records, which I am really looking forward to because Tumour is so sick, anything Rogier does is sick actually. (Too true! An unrecognized talent for sickness no doubt, everyone should get anything by TUMOUR, TRAUMA-TEAM and CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE, Gore Grind! -Lee) Then we have a split EP w/ Filth, which will probably be out in the fall. Then we have the split CD with Decomposing Serenity on Telekon Records, it's actually an honor for me to be sharing a cd with DxSx since its one of my favourite projects.(Me too, you lucky duck! -Lee) Also there is a 3-way split tape with DH & ARS, but this is kinda put off, I don't know what's up with it because I am not even sure if Sam still does ARS. But right now the Promo 2001 Cd-r is available from me and a split tape w/ Ames Sanglantes is available from Kinetic Sleaze. (Embryo of GYNOPHAGIA's label. -Lee) 3. How is everything going with SCUM BITCH? Where is that band progressing to? What is your outlook for your show in New Jersy with ANAL CUNT? Drew: Right now things with SB are pretty good, we've got a second guitarist now and we are in the process of teaching him the songs. We want to make SB a household name, dont be surprised if you catch your moms screamin' Scum Bitch when your dad is all up in that shit, it's happen befo. I think the show with AC is hilarious, I mean what better way to greet a grind band with socially aware subject manner who have never been in the US before, just put em on a show with two extremely offensive bands, haha. It's classic, I can't wait I am sure it will be a good one. (Video tape it and sell it! -Lee) 4. What bands influenced MICROPHALLUS in any way? Other than music, what inspires you for your projects? Drew: My main influence is Stress Related, the "Fucking Audio Destruction" demo is my bible. Other than that RGTE (anything before "Carnivorous Erection" *splits*), Grossmember, Tumour, DxSx, old Napalm Death, Gut, Ulcerrhoea, and a thousand other influence me in different ways whether is lyrically or structure wise. Non-related musical shit would be serial killers, mass murders, schizos, humanity, life, all that good shit, it all adds to the shit in one way or another. 5. Do you consider MICROPHALLUS a weapon against weak music? Is it meant to tear down the walls that were laid with the bricks of gay MTV bands? Drew: I consider Microphallus a weapon against anything weak. I think there are too many weak projects/bands in this so-called scene. Just go to mp3.com, every little faggot has a one-man noisecore band. I think its pretty sad that the only channel we have for music here has to be plagued with stupidity and trends. I mean there isn't even a wide range of music played on that shit, they just figure everyone will listen to the same shit as everyone else because its "popular music" fuck that. How many times a day can you see the same fucking Backstreet Boys video. It fucking overkill but it works for them. These faggots don't even write their own music or anything. Ahhhhhh I could go on about this subject forever. Microphallus crushes this faggot music and any weak sissy bullshit. (Damn right! -Lee) 6. Since I'm using MICROPHALLUS in my crappy movie, why don't you describe a film scenario that you could see the "band" providing music to in an appropriate (I use the term "appropriate" loosely) manner. Drew: Mad props to you for doing a movie lad. I could see MP playing in a hyper-schizo mass murder scene. Sorta like the scene in Dead Alive where the guy takes out the zombies with a chainsaw(?) (Close! It was a lawnmower! -Lee) and they are all laying in a pile, but in this scene it will be real life. Just total slaughter of innocense, taking out everyone. It would have to be a fast paced scene with no mercy. (I hope I get to the point where I can elaborate my film! Well so far I will have a bile duct injection, a lot of vomit and maybe a wrist-slicing bathtub suicide girl! -Lee) 7. What bands out now are awesome? Did you have the misfortune of seeing Blair Witch 2? What did you think? Drew: Some decent shit thats out now would be shit like Ulcerrhoea, Carnival of Carnage, Plasma, SMSB, DH, Gynophagia, the latest Gross tracks were pretty tight as well *kiss kiss* (Thanks! -Lee), DxSx, Neuropathia, Hatredsurge, and plenty more that skip my mind right now. Nah, I thankfully did not see Blair Witch 2, it looked like another Hollywood joke. (It was too lousy to even be a joke, I think "pathetic shit" would be too good a label for whatever it really was. -Lee) 8. What would you do if you woke up in the 469 Resinian Battleship of KOM2 and LSC of PROSTHETIC CUNT, and they were brandishing a frozen vomit fuck stick? (Note to reader; both bands have similar structure while neither band had heard the other when formed!) Do you think it could have something to do with their scheme of destroying Earth? Could you have been implanted on Earth as an agent of theirs? Drew: My mission is one of my own. Prosthetic Cunt and I have yet to cross paths, although it seems they are more on a route to mentally challenged intercourse with blunt objects. Although if we were to team up I'm sure alot of slow childrens orifices would be greeted by a large dose of machinegun fuck fuel. 9. If you could have a dream vacation what would it be like? Drew: I'd go to the german country side and stray in a farm house with a female of my choice. I'd spend the whole time getting my pole polished while watching snuff films and drinking Das Boot. (I should use that as a guideline for the Pus Vomit Mountain Resort! -Lee) 10. Ok thanks Drew! Conclude with your messageds and words to the world please. Drew: Thanks alot pal'o'mine! My message to the world: FUCK OFF AND DIE! INTERVIEWS HOME