DYSMENORRHEIC HEMORRHAGE 1/2002 1. Hey Kyle! How are things with your life? Got any funny college stories? Lots of grinders there? Kyle: Hellos Dead Lee! College is lame. Geez, I thought it would just be endless sexual hijinx, getting hammered and dumping meat on hippies...boy was I wrong! Honestly if it wasn't for mail orders and the show "Black Books" I would have gone wacko a while ago. Well, my commute is better than last semester. Public transportation is full of toilet scum anytime of the day though. The crowded morning bus is enough to make any man castrate himself. I've sat through many hours of class and I have not one amusing story to tell. Funny thing, when I was 14 and listening to late night grind college radio shows I thought any campus would be full of grinders...wrong again! 2. What's the current status for DYSMENORRHEIC HEMORRHAGE? How about some cool upcoming releases and how would you say the band has progressed since a year or two ago? Kyle: I've been semi-active. Haven't recorded a lot of shit since the material for the split with GYNOPHAGIA (even though I should be). I got a lot of orders for stuff this month so I've been concentrating on getting people's tapes mailed. Upcoming releases will be quite a treat if I ever get off me fat arse. There's also the 3-way split with FECULENT GORETOMB and DIE HUMAN RACE, and a rehearsal tape on Cripple Bitch Squad I believe. Also I just got an  offer for another split that I will look into. The "band" has "progressed" to a more straight forward grindcore style where as earlier years were more noisy/goofy/experimental. 3. What bands out now have you been listening to? Kyle: Woooo, here we go! Letsee, MxVxDx, SENSELESS APOCALYPSE, DEVO, WARSORE, RIPCORD, GYNOPHAGIA, RUPTURE, EXTREME NOISE TERROR, INFORMATION SOCIETY, GROSS, PROTES BENGT, PANTALONES ABAJO MARINERO, ARSEDESTROYER, 3 WAY CUM, NIKUDOREI, MISERY, DAHMER, BENUMB, GBN, SxOxBx, REFORM CONTROL, SORE THROAT, BLOWER, FILTH, probably a bunch more I can't remember. 4. You've done splits with GYNOPHAGIA, SAVAGE MAN SAVAGE BEAST, ANAL BIRTH and more, how do you feel about the bands? I  mean all you've done and will do splits with? Kyle: Well if you know me then you know that the three you mentioned are a few of my big faves. I think SMSB is R.I.P. which is sad but who can blame Joe, he's made around 15 billion demos. GYNOPHAGIA is probably the best cyber-style band out there right now, support Embryo you dumb wienders! ANAL BIRTH is still the epitome of classic gorenoise. I haven't contacted Adam in a while though, boh. I don't really have anything bad to say about any of the other bands I did splits with. 5. How would you describe yourself as a person? Do you look normal? Kyle: Haha, it's weird answering this...Well for starters I have no tattoos, piercings, etc. It's funny though, I noticed around campus that tats and piercings are pretty much the norm among students. The idiots aren't even rebelling anymore. So anyway, I'm currently well over 200 pounds but I've been trying a half-assed attempt at slimming down, haha. Uhh, I got glasses and my sideburns are messy. Whay I'm not fighting sex-hungry girls off with a stick yet is beyond me. 6. What bands have you covered and how many lawsuits were brought upon you for copyright infringement? Kyle: Oh man, EXTREME NOISE TERROR, GENERAL SURGERY, GROSS, NAPALM DEATH, REGURGITATE, PAPA ROACH, THE CARPENTERS, etc. No lawsuits yet, my fingers are crossed! 7. Finish this story; Jim was walking down the street when he saw a $100 bill lying in a pile of some kind of dead animal. He... Kyle: ...picked up the bill from the gooey remains and helped himself to a few tasty maggots. Unfortunately for Jim the animal had died from radiation poisoning and the leftoever radiation had mutated the maggos into ravenous maggot zombies. While Jim ponders what to do with the 100 bucks, the maggots breed and burst through Jim's stomach. The maggots start infesting Jim's town, killing everyone...and so on and so forth :) (Bravo! -Lee) 8. Is there any kind of theme to D.H. other than just the sake of making killer grind fueled by gore and hate? Where do you get your inspirations? "Cabin by the Lake"? Kyle: Well I just get so bored and frustrated around here that there has to be some sort of release when I'm ready to record. Stop me if I've said this before but I often think of DH as a representation of my repressed id. I mean, I don't think I'll ever get the balls to become a full time cannibalistic necrophile anytime soon, haha! "Cabin by the Lake" is still great and there was maybe a teeny bit of inspiration from that for a song title or two too. For the people who have no idea what I'm talking about CbtL was a TV movie starring Judd Nelson as a horror movie screenwriter who does research by becoming an actual serial killer. Yeah, kinda goofy sounding but it's so darned entertaining. If you're lucky your local video store will have it for rent. I get other inspiration from thoughts/fantasies that come normally as a result of being a misanthrope in today's crap society. Oh, by the way, there's a new article crimelibrary.com about necrophilia, I'll have to check that out. (Me too! -Lee) 9. Hoogamagh! Tell us about your other projects and their releases! Kyle: Googaflaph! FLATTENED FECULENT FEMALE FORMALDEHYDE FETUS is a pop/synth/gore thing I did. Imagine 80's techno-pop with gore vocals and you got the idea. I just released a new demo by that project and I did a split with RAPIST WITH NO PENIS last year. LIVER MORTIS is a noise/experimental thing I did that no one knows or cares about. A tape is available by that project as well, it's called "Old and Elderly/Broken Fantasy Inferno Kill-Switch". 10. Okay Kyle you are the grand masta of gore grind! Thanks for sharing your lunacy with the likes of tha Pus Vomit Ghetto! Conclude... Kyle: Awww shucks...Well Lee, thanks a ton for the int as well as supporting my noisy garbage from the beginning! Good luck with all the upcoming GROSS releases! Sorry I gotta cut it short but I'm late for my interview on Last Call with Carson Daly. Nighty night. Fuck Hotmail. For more information on D.H., Proctophobia Productions, or Dean Cameron write: Kyle Prescott 1015 Duncan Ave. Yeadon, PA 19050 USA (I'd prefer it if people didn't do the whole "care of" thing since it really makes no difference but whatevers) e-mail: bowlful_of_chyme@hotmail.com or the much less brutal sounding kprescott123@hotmail.com http://www.geocities.com/conceal_inquiry http://www.vomica.org/procto INTERVIEWS