CREAMFACE 2000 1. Hi CREAMFACE, how are things with your band? What releases do you have out and what cumming up? CF: Creamface is doing fine. Public interest towards it seems to be increasing all the time. Released so far is "promo/demo #1" tape and "Maximized Fetish" CD-r. There is no exact futureplans what will be released, we'll see about them later. 2. Your band is the first to use pornography to such an extreme, it's definitely 100% porno grind! Do you think CF will spawn a long line of similar bands, and if there were, would you be happy with that? You'd be the founding band! CF: Well, it's really nothing new for grind band to use porno images and lyrics, but the way CF does it is slightly different. Total dedication to this specific subject matter makes CF different from "mainstream of grind", but still I don't know whether DV will ever get noticed that much in global grind scene. And I really don't care much either, as it is not the main goal. Creamface music, visuals and lyrics as well as sound quality is what I consider this kind of grind should be, so yes, I would be happy to hear and SEE more bands dedicating themselves to underground porno - preferably self made! But "just another porn grind band" would be as boring as cheap porno video - it would satisfy only those who never experienced it. It has to have good quality, personal touch and total dedication before it will satisfy true fans. 3. Have any shows been planned? Have you played any yet? What would the perfect CREAMFACE show consist of? CF: No played any yet, and probably not in near future either as I'm not so much into playing live as it requires so much of work and in underground you hardly break even with gigs. Not that I would want to become rich by playing, but it isn't my intention to lose money either. I have thought of the show. It should have video projector which shows non-stop facial & oral cumshots, and hopefully perverted stage action. Best place would be "for all ages" show. The more young girls in audience - the better! 4. Do your parents know about CF? Do they like or would you rather not tell them about it? CF: I live several hundred kilometers from my parents. We don't stay in contact that much. Some phonecalls occasionally. They have never been so interested in my bands, because it sounds only noise for their ears - and that it often is actually. They do not know the names of bands, but they have heard some of them. My father is porno collector himself, so I don't think he would really get shocked by CF. I know that all the rest family members are familiar with porno as well, so I don't think that they would eitehr. At least not that much. Rarely when they travel here and come to my house, I don't hide any pornovideos or magazines etc. They are on the bookcase where everyone can see them. If someone starts to discuss about it, then they'll do it. Not so far, though. 5. We all know damn well you're into porn. Here's a typical question, who are your favorite porn stars? Any non porn movies you like? How about gore, what movies should we see? CF: I don't worship any specific stars. I'm mostly interested in not-so-mainstream movies, and those films are focused mainly on action and content itself, not who is doing it. Most of female stars are actually no different from usual women who walk in front of you in streets. Rarely people who are involved in most interesting and different things are "stars" or ever will be. I just recommend stuff directed/produced/made/released by John Thompson (GGG), Dino (Blue movie, Tornado, Debora, + much much more), Shuttle-Japan Co ltd., Queeny, Wifey. Also Rodney Moore and JM Prod does some good videos. And this is not all just couple which crossed my mind now, I watch a lot of movies. Mainstream stuff on video. It's like 2$ to rent video from cheapest place, so why not... Gore is not so interesting anymore. I'll check them out if something comes easily available, but I don't hunt them like maniac or collect. I've seen so many of zombie, cannibal, horror, gore etc movies. I recommend to check out some film guides to find out what you want to see. I personally like the most mondo documents, scenes of authentic violence and death. Cinema Of Transgression and such phenomenon are also interesting. 6. Describe the perfect woman. CF: I don't know what to say about the looks, as most of types of women are good for my taste. White or oriental, 179 cm (=70") or less tall, nice body. Small and big titas are both good as long as not too big or not too small. Almost similar taste for sex as I do (+deep throat). Calm personality but wild cat when needed. And should not bitch about small things. That's about it. 7. Describe your worst drug and/or alcohol experience. CF: Drugs are for hippies. There isn't any real bad experiences with alcohol. Vomiting around and some hangover etc., but that's part of the game you choose to join when you open bottle of booze. 8. What are your favorite bands, which have in some way influenced CF? CF: From grind: old O.L.D., old Napalm Death, old Blood. From thrash: Creator, Possessed. From dm: old Deicide, old Entombed. From bm: Darkthrone, old Burzum, Vlad Tepes, Warloghe. From noise: Incapacitants, Hijokaidan, Merzbow. From power electronics: Genocide Organ, Con-Dom, Grew Wolves, Taint. And also more on other styles. There is couple mentioned of each genre, some have hundreds of great ones so fave bands is hard question. Major influences come from old Napalm Death and Blood debut LP because these are the first grind I got in early 90's. 9. Do you watch shit porn? What kind of fucked up porn do you find most entertaining? Would you ever participate in a S&M flick? CF: I have seen and I have shit eating videos, but it's not something I enjoy much and watch daily. It's something you have to appreciate. I don't think these people are paid that much, they just like doing it. And if someone has so extreme desires, it's of course interesting to see it few times. I like the most facial-cumshot, bukkake, and swallowing films - which you should know by reading Creamface lyrics and watching the pictures. But basically anything goes from vanilla sex, through bestiality to hard s/m. Exception is gay films or hairy women, that you can't find from my collection! I don't much like s/m videos where men are submissive (it only works in fetish photos as fem nominas with pvc and latex are so hot). So if I'll participate on s/m film, I would be dominating one and it should be young woman who would be submissive one. Then, yes, anytime with or without payment! 10. So, is this time of year very dark in Finland? I heard there are a lot of ski resorts. Do you get into winter sports when you're not busting a nut on a dirty slut? How's life in Finland? What do you do with your freetime? CF: Yes, whole autumn and winter is very dark here. And yes there is a lot of ski resorts. But: I don't do sports. I move enough in normal life and there's no time to run around without reason, not to mention to even think of go skiing! Life in Finland is ok. Winter is too cold for my taste, but otherwise things are good. Basically I don't have free time - or reveresed - all I have is free time. I do what I want and make living through it. That's all, put in simple way. Mostly things related to underground music. 11. Will you ever start your own independent porn industry? Who's the lucky girl on the CF pics!? Har har har... CF: Yes I will, soon. You'll hear about it later. The lucky girl is my fiancee. (Ewwww! That means I saw your wiener! -Lee) She should be cover girl in next CF release. Plans are to include only self taken pictures for covers, as it is always better than using other peoples pictures. It also shows that CF is not just kids joking with things they don't know shit of. 12. Have you received any hate mail at all? If yes, how are the funniest letters? Have you gotten any negative shit yet? CF: No, and I really wonder why someone would send hatemail to CD?? If band talks about killing niggers, homosexuals etc then they'll probably get hatemail, but who would send hatemail to a porn grind band?!? If some will, they must be menatlly retarded. I know there exist anti-porn movement and there is a lot of anti-porn people inside political hardcore/punk/grindcore, but normal anti-porn people are probably just religious fucks who belong to gas chambers anyway. Political, "liberal", anti-porn grinders don't really know what they are talking about and are often two-faced hypocrites, talking one thing and acting other. Their beliefs are made in situation where all friends think the same and there is no need to question their conservative values. Do I get hatemail - or mail at all - doesn't effect to what I dow tih Creamface musically/lyrically. When I started this, I didn't have any plans to sell more than 20 tapes to friends. Anytime I can go back to that same situation if it seems like good alternative. Now it seems it's okto keep selling some hundreds of CD-r's. 13. Well, that's that. Do you have any last words or advice to readers? Thanks fofr the interview, wad on! CF: If you look for simple and fast "old school" grindcore with 100%  pornographic content, check out Creamface. Also distributors get in touch! See website for some info and contact through e-mail for orders or news. Creamface69@hotmail.com http://www.sexa.com/creamface INTERVIEWS HOME