AMOEBIC DYSENTERY 12/2001 1. Will! Hey dog present AMOEBIC DYSENTERY! What's it all about? How did it come to be? And what with the doodoo imagery, gonna move into more cadaveric realms anytime soon for we necrophiles? Will: Yo M.C Lee! AD started around March of 2000 as a total joke. The death metal band I was in had broken up and I was bored. I recorded the "tales from the toilet" Cdr using my computer (windows sound recorder!) and banged on my computer desk because I didn't have a drum set or a machine! After I aquired a drum machine and a four track, I recorded "Dirty Sanchez: The Urkel Chronicles" Mcdr, and then a few months later "Floaters and Sinkers" Cdr. The "doodoo imagery" just kind of started as a joke, almost a parody type thing of Intestinal Disgorge, and it just kinda stuck, I suppose. 2. What kind of bands and other themes inspired you to make this kind of sickness? Are you a big fan of the Extreme Scene roster of perverted bands (all R.I.P. I presume)? Will: Well, I guess you could say the afformentioned Intestinal Disgorge, but also LDOH, the Gods Impetigo and Gut, Dead Infection, Regurgitate, SCD, Decomposing Serenity, Brutality Reigns Supreme, CBT, Haemorrhage, Squash Bowels, Malignant Tumour, Cerebral Turbulency, Purulent Spermcanal..stuff like that. Besides Slough, I'm actually not familiar with any of the Exreme Scene bands at all! I'm such a new school faggot! 3. Who would win in a fight, Beetlejuice or Hank the Pissed Off Dwarf? Will: Well, I would say in physical fight Beetlejuice would win, but especially now since Hank passed away a few months ago (RIP). But, I always thought Hank was more entertaining than Beetlejuice. "Go have sex with Jesus Christ, you faggot!" (That part had me rolling! I didn't know Hank died! Fuckin' Scirosis of the liver! -Lee) 4. So you will have a new drummer to join the band, the same as a matter of fact responsible for the "Floaters and Sinkers" cover? How do you expect this will work out? What's better; drum machine, real drummer or hitting your hands on the computer table? Why? Will: I think  having real drums will be better than a machine. It's hard to replicate the feeling you can get with real drums, and also I felt limited on what I could do with the drum machine (I don't know how to fucking use it!). Alex is mainly a guitarist, but I htink his drum skills will be a great addition. He's also a very sick individual! 5. Are you really a coprophiliac or do you just use the images for humor? Are you afraid of "growing up" and becoming a congressman then having the media dig up info on A.C. and expose it to the public on you? What would you do? Will: Nope, I have never participated in any acts of Coprophila, but if I ever met the right girl and she wanted to pop a few logs on me, I suppose that would be ok. I just think that people who eat shit are the funniest people on earth. If I ever became a congressman or a high profile dickhead and that happened, it would be pretty cool. I would probably sell alot of Cds and quite possibly get laid. No press is bad press. 6. Describe the perfect woman! Will: One with a functioning vagina that would have sex with me. Also being mute would be killer. (The quest for a girl that speaks anything other than idiocy has failed in my life, I'll just talk to my toes after I get laid. -Lee) 7. What are your favorite movies? Will: Although I'm not a total movie buff, I enjoy some horror movies like Make Them Die Slowly, Nekromantik 1 and 2 (GREAT endings) (Hell yeah! Some of my faves ever! Hail Buttgereit! -Lee), Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Cannibal Holocaust, Confessions Of A Serial Killer, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Comedies like, Spinal Tap, Waynes World, Clerks, and Detroit Rock City. I just got a DVD player for my birthday, so I'll probably be watching a lot more movies, especially porn. 8. If you made a movie what would it be like? Will: Hmm..Interesting question. It would probably have me playing the lead role of the ultra studly chick magnet. It would probably have about a dozen sex scenes, and lots of violence and gore. It would also have a large meatgrinder (Sanity's Dawn!!), and Ron Jeremy would be in it (preferably clothed). 9. You play in another band called AVULSION, how is that? Would you agree that the product of making gore grind is more appreciated, but playing live has a thrill that can't be matched by recording by yourself? Will: Avulsion is going pretty good. The band has been around since 94 (When I was in 4th grade!) But I've only been in it since April. So far the highlight has been playing at theEnd Of Days fest in Indiana with the almighty Macabre! As far as goregrind being more appreciated, I personally don't feel it, but maybe I don't quite get what you're saying. Playing live is definitely a thrill, though, especially when chicks show you their thingies..uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh 10. What bands out now do you like? Will: My favorite new band currently is a local Atlanta band called Signs Of Dying. My first show playing with Avulsion was their first show, and they totally blew us away! They have a CD out now on Deathgasm records, if you're into technical death type stuff with insane drum programming, check them out. Some newer bands I also dig are Necrobestiality, Virus(aus), Cativiero, Gynophagia, Cesspool Treatment, Pyaemia, and Gonnorheaction. 11. Ok that's all for now! Final words please! Will: Thanks for the interview Leeperous! Keep grinding out the Gross and having a name that rymes with pea, sea, rotisserie, gynecology, and pathology! (Trust me I will! -Lee) I hope my answers weren't too boring. (Hell naw! -Lee) Everyone check out Http://Amoebicdysentery.cjb.net!! "Floaters and Sinkers" CDr available for $5US/$6World. Also keep an eye in the outward position for the upcoming CD "Goritinality" which will hopefully be out January of 2002! Thanks to all the people who have been cool or supportive. INTERVIEWS