'Jimmy Jam Jo' (Summer '94 or '95)

Afro Gavin

Afro Gavin is the boy
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Afro Gavin
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(?...)
It's Afro Gavin
Who's the man with the 'fro hair?
It's Afro Gavin
Who's the man with all the ladies like Kurt?
It's Afro Gavin
Afro Gavin
Yeah, yeah
Afro Gavin
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - Asian flute, back-up vocals
Matt - acoustic guitar

Where's John?

Kurt!
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt! Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
I know (a kid) named Kurt
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt!
Kurt, woo!
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, my name is Kurt
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
('Cause) when we go to Perkins, all the ladies ask, "Where's Kurt?"
"Where's John?"
Where's John?
Where's John?
John, where's John?
Where's John?
We need John to get the ladies
He's nowhere to be found
Where's John?
Woooohoooo!
(?...)
Hit it!
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - Asian flute, back-up vocals
Matt - acoustic guitar

Quit Grabbin' My...

Quit touchin' my...
Quit touchin' my... you (suspect)
Quit touchin' my... you know
Yeah!
{Dusty dog noises}
Ooooow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My name is Barr
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - Asian flute
Matt - acoustic guitar

Kissy Lips

Kurt
Kurt
Kurt
Here comes Kurt, walkin' down the street
He's got the kissy lips
He looks so sweet
Hide all the ladies, here comes Kurt!
Better watch out, 'cause Kurt (plays) dessert
Kuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Kiss, kiss, kiss, Kurty kiss
Kurt's got a kiss for all your moms
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Where is Kurt?
Kurt (?...) Kurt
Kuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Kurt, Kurt, Ku-, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt (and his mom)
Drum solo!
Kuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
(?...), Kurt, Kurt, (?...)
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt!
Kuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Kurt
(?...)
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Ron - drums
Jeff - lead singer, Asian flute
Matt - acoustic guitar

Ron's Little Brother, Satan

Satan, Ron's little brother
Satan, Ron's little brother
Who's the devil-child?
Ron's brother
Who's the devil-child?
Ron's brother
Satan... who's the devil-child?
Ron's brother
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
He pokes Jeff in the head with some toothpicks
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
He runs around and makes scary noises
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
He make life itself seem like 'you know where'
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
It's devil-child
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
Jon-Jon-Jonathan
Who is Kurt's brother?
Jonathan, Jonathan
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Ron - bucket drums, lead singer
Jeff - cowbell, back-up vocals, chants
Matt - acoustic guitar, chants

Star Trek Mouse Pad

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Ron - drums
Jeff - Asian flute
Matt - acoustic guitar

Waitress Ron

Waitress Ron
(?...)
Waitress Ron works at King's
(?) sweet as (?...)
She gets all the dates
(?...)
Waitress Ron (?...)
(?...) is nice
She (hangs) with Kurt
Sometimes they're (brothers)
Do-yo!
Ron's little brother is Satan
Yeah, Jonathan, yeah
Jonathan, Jonathan, yeah, Jonathan, yeah, Jonathan
(?...)
Waitress Ron
Jonathan
Waitress Ron
Where is Jonathan?
Waitress Ron
I've got your drugs
Waitress Ron
Where is King's?
Get me to King's
How could I miss you with your druggy ways?
Get me to King's
Get me to King's
And I see Kurt coming through the door and I say "Hooray!"
Yeah, yeah, where is Kurt?
Where is Kurt?
Kurt has finally arrived at King's!
Kurt (?)
Kurt is at King's
(?...)
Kurt is at King's
Kurt (?...)
Kurt drove himself to King's
Kurt (?...)
Kurt in his minivan
Now it's sweet 'cause Kurt and waitress Ron are at King's
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Ron - acoustic guitar, back-up vocals
Jeff - lead singer, cymbals
Matt - bongo drums, Asian flute

Blowdart

Blowdart, blowdart
I love my blowdart
I can shoot the ceiling with my blowdart
Blowdart, blowdart, where is my blowdart?
Sweet blowdart that comes with King's sandwiches
I've got a blowdart
It's sweet as anything
It's the best
3 dollars I have to spend
Blowdart, blowdart
King's waitresses get mad at blowdart
Blowdart
Baby greaser George
Ba-da-na-na-na-na-da-na-na
Oooow!
Blowdart, blowdart
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
George
Baby greaser George
Where's blowdart, baby greaser George?
Woo-woo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Blowdart, blowdart, blowdart
We love blowdarts
We can shoot people
It's cool when you got a blowdart and a straw
Where's my straw?
Where's my blowdart?
Blowdart
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Ron - lead singer, acoustic guitar
Jeff - cowbell, Asian flute
Matt - drums

Someone Yell 'Honk!'

Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
I see a lady on the street
(?...)
Maybe we can give her a ride
She's lookin' sweet... sweet like Kurt
Now you know we get all the ladies like that
Honk!
Honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk!
Honk!
Where is Honk!?
Someone yell 'Honk!'
My horn is broken
Honk!
Maybe I didn't wire it right
All I can hear is my radio
Someone broke my horn
Someone almost hit me because I couldn't honk
Honk!
Honk!
Honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk, honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk, honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk, honk!
Someone yell 'Honk!'
Honk, honk!
Honk, honk!
Honk, honk!
Yeah, yeah, that's it, yeah, honk, yeah
Honk, honk!
Hey guys?
Hey Ron
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Ron - lead singer, acoustic guitar
Jeff - bongo, honks
Matt - drums, honks
Jonathan - background comments

Draw Butane

(?...)
(?...)
(?...)
(?)
(?...), (?...)
Oh, yeah
(?...)
(?...)
(?...)
(?...)
(?)
Kurt (?...)
Barr, Barr, Barr
(?) Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr
(?...)
Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr
Syrup Ron!
Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr
Doooooooonn Barr!
Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr, Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Raaaaaw!
Don Barr
Don Barr
(?...)
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Don Barr
Woo-hoo!
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Ron - drums
Jeff - acoustic guitar
Matt - bongo drums, humidifier, cowbell, Asian flute

Asian Flute

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Ron - drums
Jeff - bongo
Matt - Asian flute

Kurt Jam

Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt!
Kurt
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Ron - drums, screams
Matt - acoustic guitar
Justin - additional vocals

This Isn't Some Peasant Village

Kurt
(?...)
What?
(?...)
Yeah!
{laughing}
What are ya' sayin'?
(?...)
Hey, (?)
(?...)
Hey, shut up!
This isn't some peasant village
(?...) Beaver
You're a peasant
(?...) Beaver
Peasant boy!
Ron is peasant boy
He lives in Beaver!
This isn't some peasant village
Ron's gonna work at Perkins
Raaaa!
Perkins boy Ron!
This is not some peasant village!
This is not some peasant village!
Not a peasant village, you stupid freak!
Kurt
We don't want a peasant village
(Where there's nothing) to do
Look at Ron, he's playin' the drums, he's a peasant boy
(?)!
Look at Matt, he lives in peasant village, too
(?)!
Not a peasant village!
Peasant village sucks!
Playin' stupid music
Look at Ron, he's a freak, he's freakin' on the drums!
This isn't some peasant village!
They play (?) stupid music
This isn't some peasant village
When does it end?
It's when Ron's little brother comes down
(?)
I love him
Peasant village sucks
We live in a peasant village
We go to King's all the time
Kurt
Ron's gonna work at Perkins
It's a peasant restaurant
Ron's gonna be peasant boy in peasant restaurant
And then there's Kurt
Kurt's the man
(?)
Shut up!
Kurt
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Ron - drums
Jeff - lead singer, cowbell, Asian flute
Matt - acoustic guitar

Bowl of Gravy

Let's go to Perkins and order some gravy
Sounds good to me
Excuse me waitress, I'd like a bowl of gravy
Ok, sir
Do you want some drink?
I would like it with my side of fries
What would you like?
Enough to pour on my head
I want to be covered in gravy
That'll be extra
I love my bowl of gravy
Sweet
Is your name Kurt by chance?
Kurt, yes it's Kurt
How ya' doin' Kurt?
Alright, how are you Ron?
I dunno, give me some food
What'd you say you wanted?
A bowl of gravy, to pour all over
I love gravy
I like to swim in gravy
What kind of gravy?
Beef, beef gravy is the best
Yeah!
Where's John?
Beef gravy
Beef gravy
Beef gravy
Beef gravy
Get the hell outta here!
Beef gravy
Beef gravy
Beef gravy, we love you beef gravy
Beef gravy!
We like gravy
We love beef gravy
Beef gravy
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Ron - bucket drums, singer, drums
Jeff - cowbell, singer
Matt - acoustic guitar

Gorgeous

Pick a song
C'mon Kurt!
Gorgeous!
Gorgeous
I love gorgeous
(?...) gorgeous
Who has kissy lips?
Gorgeous
He's gorgeous!
(Gorgeous)
Where'd you get those nice pants, gorgeous?
We love gorgeous
(?...)
We just love the money maker
(His name) is gorgeous
He (likes gorgeous men)
I love your tight styles
Gorgeous
We'll get tight styles like Kurt
(Hit it,) gorgeous
Swing it, gorgeous
Gorgeous!
(?) it, gorgeous
Break it down, woooo!
Break it down, gorgeous
Swing that thing!
(?)
(I'm) gorgeous (now, don't go to) Beaver
(?...) Beaver
(?...) gorgeous
Wah-wah-wah-wah
Wooo-wooo!
Gorgeous
Gorgeous!
Gorgeous
Gorgeous
Wooo, gorgeous!
Hey guys
{animal noises}
Ladies and gentlemen, the devil child has entered the plaza!
Say something Jonathan!
Hu-huh?
Quit it you jerk!
{yelling}
Give it here Jeff, (?)
(?)
You are a jerk
Say something
(?)
Jeff is a stupid butthead jerk!
You are (such) a stupid butthead jerk!
{spitting}
{spitting}
{spitting}
{spit}
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - acoustic guitar
Matt - drumsticks, cowbell, humidifier, Asian flute, bongo
Jonathan - rude comments, spitting

Intermission...

Kurt's Gonna Be My Blank Tonight

(?...) sheist
We startin' again?
Here, take one
K
(?...)
What?
Thanks
We're eatin'
Oh, sorry
That's yours
K, (?...)
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Ron - drums, vocals
Jeff - eating
Matt - acoustic guitar
Ron's grandfather - food server
Justin - eating
Jonathan - eating

Paul Barr

Paul is Paul Barr
Paul is Don Barr
He looks like a Booger
His name is Paul
We call him Paul Barr
Paul is the man
In the house
In my basement
With all the fine ladies
(?...) Brian Barr
That's Paul for ya'
'Cause he's got the dates
Booger
And Jeff loves Paul
'Cause he thinks he's so sweet
He's got all the ladies
Paul Barr
Paul is the man
Paul Barr
He's got all the money
Any girl he could ever want
Paul Barr
He drives around a Mercedes
'Cause his name is Booger
Paul Barr
That's Paul
Paul Barr
Paul!
Paul!
Paul Barr!
Paul
Paul Barr
Paul
is the man with the plan
Paul
Paul
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - back-up vocals
Matt - acoustic guitar

Voice Mail

Voice mail!
I hate my voice mail
People keep leaving me messages
I'm not home and they send me voice mail
I hate voice mail
(?...)
Why can't people just leave me alone?
Voice, voice mail!
Voice mail
Voice mail
If you like voice mail, you must be down with Kurt
If you like voice mail, you must not like Kurt
If you like voice mail, (?...)
Most people with voice mail check (?) every time
Voice mail, (?...)
(?), (?...)
Voice mail
We hate voice mail
Voice mail sucks!
Voice mail, (?...)
Voice mail, (?...)
(?...), (?...)
(?...), (?...)
(?...) sounds like crap
(?...), (?...)
Voice mail
Voice mail
Voice mail
(?...)
Voice mail, voice mail, voice mail
Voice mail, voice mail, voice mail
Voice mail, I hate voice mail
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - cymbals
Matt - acoustic guitar

My Name Is Kurt

My name is Kurt
My name is Kurt
My name is Kurt
My name is Kurt
My name is Kurt
Kurt, Kurt
My name is Kurt
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt
Kurt, Kurt
Kurt
Kurt
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Ron - bongo, singer
Jeff - acoustic guitar, singer
Matt - drums, singer

This Isn't Some Peasant Village (alternate)

Uuuuuuhhh...
(Ninja turtle)
Ummm...
This ain't some peasant village!
We don't need no stupid music!
Uuuuuuhhh...
I don't see no stupid farmers!
{laughing}
This isn't a peasant village
(?...) peasant village (?...)
Don Barr
No peasant village
Don Barr
(?)
Joe Harden, he's a farmer
Umm, stop the tape Don Barr
{laughing}
Don Barr, stop the tape
Stop the tape Don Barr
(?)
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Ron - drums
Jeff - lead singer, cowbell
Matt - acoustic guitar

'The In-between Sessions'

He's Greekin'

Go
Greekin'
He's greekin'
Greekin'
(?)
(Say somethin')
(?...)
(?...)
Greeks are (?)
(?...)
Greekin'
Greekin'
We like Greeks!
Greek, he's greekin'!
He's a (freak)!
He's a (freak)!
This is the end of the (?...)
Keep your Greeks to yourself
(?)
Yay
Oh, yeah
{laughing}
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - comments
Matt - acoustic guitar
Justin - accordian
Alyson - comments

"If I were gay" - Ron Frog

If I were gay
(?...) If I were gay
(He) still can't speak English
John would have my (?)
If I was gay
Just when we got interesting, you turn it off
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - ???
Matt - ???
Justin - ???
Alyson - bass

Sugar Smoke/Pager Bong

... in my coke!
Sweet Kurt!
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know pager Bong!
Sugar smoke!
I know, I know, I know, I know pager Bong!
I know, I know, I know, I know
(?...)
Pager Bong!
Pager Kurt!
(?)
Sugar smoke!
(?...)
Sugar smoke!
Sugar smoke
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Ron - drums, singer
Jeff - ???
Matt - ???
Justin - accordian, singer
Alyson - ???

???

Sound Check - the song

Ok, test Ben
Ok, test Justin
(?...) Bong
Ok, Alyson
Ok, Alyson and Bong
What?
Alyson and Bong
Justin, Alyson
(If) you're going to use the amp, Justin, (?...)
Ok, Ok, wait, stop
Alyson and Ben
A little louder, Alyson
A little louder?
Yeah
Do you need a pick or anything?
No, I don't use 'em
Uh, it'll make you louder
(I know/Uh, no)
Ok, um, Ben and Bong, Ben and drums
K, stop!
K, K!
Uh, Ok!!!
K
Um, Bong, drums
(?...) move this back
Probably (?...)
(?...) getting closer
Alright, alright
with the dehumidifier
Alright, let's try Asian flute and Ben
Asian flute and Ben
{laughing}
Asian flute and Ben!
You suck!
Alright, accordian
Accordian and Bong
{laugh}
Accordian!
Uh, someone (?) the guitar please
(?) it?
(?)
(?)
Aw, this is (?)
Ok, Ok, alright
Ok, that's good
K, rewind it, let's listen to it
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Ron - master of ceremonies
Jeff - photographer
Matt - Asian flute
Justin - electric guitar, accordian
Alyson - bass
Ben - electric guitar
Mark - drums

Eat the Slaw

Uh, it's recording
Uh
Eat the slaw
(?...) with Kurt
With Kurt
(?...), (?...)
(?...)
That's right (Kurt), who's your momma?!
(?)
Eat the slaw
Eat the slaw
With Kurt!
(?...)
Will Kurt eat the slaw?
With Kurt
Noone knows
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - photographer
Matt - cowbell
Justin - photographer's assistant
Alyson - bass, back-up vocals
Ben - electric guitar
Mark - electric guitar, metal flute

My Name Is Barr

My name is Barr!
My name is Barr!
My name is Barr
Barr (?...)
My name is Barr
(?...)
(?)
Jeff, get a picture (of them there)
K, cut it!
That sucked, didn't it? That...
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Ron - drums, lead singer
Jeff - photographer
Matt - cowbell
Justin - photographer's assistant
Alyson - bass
Ben - electric guitar
Mark - metal flute

Dobbs

Dobbs, he is a hippy
Dobbs, he is a nifty
Dobbs, we think he's spiffy
He showed up at Perkins one night with his friend named Bong
He didn't say much, but now here's his song
Dobbs, the kid is cool
Dobbs, for usin' his last name he can sue
Dobbs, he never says "Boo"
He showed up at Perkins one night with his friend named Bong
He didn't say much, but now here's his song
He showed up at Perkins one night with his friend named Bong
He didn't say much, but now here's his song
Dobbs
I miss Dobbs
Dobbs is cute
Just like Kurt
Oh, man, this is my (?)
Dobbs never runs out of film like Justin
(?...) Dobbs
(?...)
Dobbs, he is a hippy
Dobbs, he is a nifty
Dobbs, we think he is spiffy
He showed up at Perkins one night with his friend named Bong
He didn't say much, but now here's his song
Dobbs, the kid is cool
Dobbs, for usin' his last name he can sue
Dobbs, he never says "Boo"
He showed up at Perkins one night with his friend named Bong
(?...)
We love you Dobbs, (?...) Perkins
Hey Bong!
Yes
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Ron - drums
Jeff - kazoo
Matt - cowbell
Justin - photographer
Alyson - lead singer
Ben - electric guitar
Mark - electric guitar

Angelpants
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???

We Are German
John's Irish Pub
Kurt Attack
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Fight the Fat
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