Hippy Freakout

hippy freakout
thinking about a, thinking about a bunch of hippy in the parking lot
all sat out there (ready for a bowl)
I says, "hey you fellas, you better be careful because someone's gonna holler and we're sure gonna (start there) and we're all gonna shout and there's no doubt about it, someone's gonna call the cops"
one guy said to me, he says, "hey, mind your business friend, this is none of yours"
I says, "well, I'm aware of that, but I'm trying to be concerned for you and what's gonna happen if you get caught"
so it doesn't really matter one way or another, they didn't seem to care
I says, "hey listen you guys, don't you realize that we all out here sittin' out in the fresh air?"
so there was a bunch of hippies
yeah, hippy freakout
it's all set to go out there in the parking lot and get ready to do themselves a (bowl)
so there was this young lady
I took a look at her
I says, "ho, ho, gimme, gimme, gimme a drag or two"
and she says, "hey, get away from me, I don't want nothing to do with you"
she took a shot in her arm and I could see
I says, "hey, you're getting rather kind of dizzy"
she says, "hey, hey, you can kiss where the sun doesn't shine"
I says, "hey, don't tell me that, just do the things on time"
she just starts shaking
she starts (windling), going from side to side
she says, "hey, come on over here, you wanna be my guy?"
I says, "hey, what makes you think that I'm any different from you because I have a clean shave and a haircut and I just don't seem to know what to do"
she says, "hey man, smoke that reefer, smoke it (strong), pump that ol' needle up your arm"
I says, "ho, yeah, I surely will"
she says, "hey brother, have a drink, have another or two, this is one thing I want you to do"
I says, "hey man, I smoke a cigarette, (that) all I can do is (?)
she says, "hey, that doesn't matter, we're all gonna do the same thing together as you can see"
I says, "hey, hey, what's wrong with you hippies out there in the parking lot, all set to go out there looking for a (bowl) and getting ready to call the (?)"
she says, "hey"
she said, "smoke our weed, man, smoke it and get high"
she said, "you never know, we live in a country that (made) someone live or die"
I said, "you're gonna die at the rate you're going"
she said, "hey, I'm all set to make my way to Heaven!"
I said, "wow, baby! just keep on pumping that heroin up your arm and smoke them reefers, (?) going (with) the time"
she was wearing these sunglasses and I could see...
(better?)

The Mark of the Beast

...(yet)
do you believe that you're mine?
you are confused at this particular time
do you believe that you seek guidance, understanding?
do you think (?) awful being somewhat mentally ill (?)?
do you think that your drinking problems were really, really the cause of your troubles after all?
do you really think that your life was (?...)
no it wasn't, i was not mad at all
I was really mad when you came in contact (with that devious) creature that mankind has ever known
the beast
yes, the beast, known as what they call the beast (of white)
the evil beast
that extremely, very, very, very evil beast
(don't gander) like this
like this
once you fall you are somewhat gone, confused
so you say "what can I do? where shall I go?"
(?...)
show me your Colgate smile
(?) beast
could this be what is (?)
(?...) during the early hours of the morning while you are semi-unconscious, a star appears as well as the clouds
the clouds appear
you get up, then all of a sudden you start to walk
you walk, you walk
again, (?...) of walking
after you have got (?...), the beast has got to you
while walking (?...), you are trying to decide what you think is right (?)
(?...) you start laughing (?...)
(?...)
I shall walk again
the church is my salvation
so I walked in and I started praying at the church
what am I to do? what am I to do? what am I to do?
is the beast gonna overpower my thinking (?) take away my free will?
you see me as I once was - over here, normal
look at me now
my friend, are you confused, are you lost to this explanation of the mark of the beast?
do not worry, for all of us at one time or another become confused
we become to the point where we do not know what's daytime, nighttime, if it's raining or snowing
(we put on ?) and walk in the rain
however, the...
it will free you (?...)
(?...) the beast
yes, my friend, the beast
and his spirit (?...)
never (judge) or be horrified
never again shall the beast (?...) horrify you and (?...) confusing state
however, there's no reason for you to be concerned
now, look at this here
this is where he tried to (?...)
is this full up like a balloon?
see it right there, my friend
yeah, a telepathic frequencies of the beast are (?) your brain to this mess to the point where you will no longer think of yourself
when I go somewhere, people say, "how are you doing?"
and I go like this
and when I do this, all the women seem to want to pursue me
now you say, "what is the basic sexual magnetism that you have?"
well, I would have to say it's this
whenever I meet an attractive woman, I usually go like this - where as I turn my head a little bit and I open up my eyes like this, and I give her that Colgate smile
and she obviously gets kind of nervous for someone (?...)

Clothespin Cha Cha

what's that sound that I hear?
it's a drum beat
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
yeah, yeah, yeah
ow!
(come along) baby, let's move it along
(what... mean, dear John?)
(come along) baby, let's move it along
oh, listen to the drums, oh!
(come along) baby, let's move it along
I'm burning
I'm burning
I'm burning, just burning
and it seems like I can't get water (?...)
what does that mean, John?
it means, it means that this love is (boiling)
oh yes, baby
(?...) and it seems I'm imagining (?)
oh, yeah, get the wa-, get the water and put out the fire
well, my heart is aching
my (pieces...)
what do you mean there's (?...)
(?...)
you're Jeremy, yeah you know (?...) my love
oh, am I on fire!
I'm the man with the water, I'm going to put your fire out
(nobody...)
what do you say?
(?...)
(?...)
there's nothing that you could say or do that could ever make me (?)
woah!
(?...)
c'mon, c'mon baby, show me what you think of (?)
oh, you (?) know, I know you (?...), oh baby
you wanna put something (?...)
it's kind of ridiculous and that's the truth
let me take a look, take a (?) from my hand
I got two cl-
you musta heard, there was a big robbery at the laundromat
well, what was it all about?
there were two clothespins trying to hold up a pair of pants
an awful big holdup, a big holdup at the laundry-mat
what's this you were telling me?
I'm just trying to tell you, brother, that there was two clothespins trying to hold up a pair of pants, which seemed to be a tad bit rather impossible, rather hard to do
I told you once and I told you twice
there's no sense in bothering because everything you do is so nice
oh, just a clothespin and them pair of pants
now, (?...) can say that I'm (?...) he's crazy (?...) singing this song and you know it's a-long
yeah, oh (?)
now let me tell a little story about a Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water
Jill come back with (fifty cents)-
but I wanna know what happened to, what happened to the water
now listen
let's keep on moving, just keep on, keep on moving