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BtVS:

Ultimate Quote:

"In each generation, there is born a Slayer. One girl, in all the world, with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires."

"Because God knows you could use a little satisfaction in your life, besides shagging Captain Cardboard, and-- and I never really liked you anyway, and-- You have stupid hair." --Spike (To Buffy) "If you want me to leave, then you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me." --Spike (To Buffy) "I just don't like to see Summers' women take it so hard on the chin, is all." --Spike (To Dawn) "You may not like me now, Summers, but I'm in your system now. You're gonna crave me like I crave blood." --Spike (To Buffy) "Randy Giles? You might as well have named me Horny Giles, or looking-for-a-shag Giles!" --Spike

"If Giles dies, she [Drusilla] dies." --Buffy (To Spike) "Is that what this is all about? You're going to die over some macho pissing contest." --Buffy (To Riley) "And the boyfriend who comes complete with combat medical training? Well, that's just a Buffy Summers special." --Buffy (To Riley) "Anyway, he'll [Riley] probably come over later, looking for a little... bible study." --Buffy   Reply: "Well, as long as the two of you are spending some quality time with... the Lord." --Joyce "Can we put this whole night on repeat?" --Buffy (To Riley) "I have to do these things, because when I stop, ...she's [Joyce] really gone." --Buffy (To Dawn) "I think I was in heaven." --Buffy (To Spike)

"I love you. I try to stop, but I can't." --Angel (To Buffy) "I can stay in town as long as you need me." --Angel     Reply: "What about forever? Does forever work for you?" --Buffy

"Hello? Gay now!" --Willow (To Xander/Anya) "Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around Buffy." --Willow     Reply: "Oh, you mean 'cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a viscious killer and had to be put down like a dog?" --Cordelia

"Honey, are you sure you're a Slayer? Have you tried not being a Slayer?" --Joyce  (To Buffy)

"No one understands. No one has an older sister who's a Slayer." --Dawn "Anyway, alone time always always translates into 'Get Dawn out of the house so that we [Buffy & Riley] can have loud, obnoxious sex'." --Dawn (To Xander/Anya) "I'm not real!" --Dawn (To Ben) "Mom died! And it's like you don't even care." --Dawn (To Buffy)

"Buffy's like nobody else. But she doesn't love me." --Riley (To Xander)

"Buffy... the only way[To stop Glory]... is to kill Dawn." --Giles

"A Slayer's life is simple. Want. Take. Have." --Faith

"Does looking at guns really make girls want to have sex? Cause that's just scary. [pause] Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?" --Cordelia         "I'm seventeen. Looking at linolium makes me want to have sex." --Xander "Well, we could grind our enemies into powder with a sledgehammer, but hey, we did that last night!" --Xander

"Oh, for heavens sakes! Halfrek! [pause] Hallie, get your butt down here!" --Anya "Men are evil. Will you go to the prom with me?" --Anya (To Xander)

BtVS Memorable Moments:

Scene: Xander/Anya's place, Dawn is staying over. They are offering to take her to a movie. Dawn: "It's okay. You guys don't have to do anything special because of me. I'm only staying over here so that Buffy and Riley can boink." Xander: (Stuttering) "No, now that's not it. They just need some time to... to be alone. To be tender." Anya: "He's not very convincing, is he?" Dawn: (Shakes her head.) "Nope. Anyway, alone time always translates into 'Get Dawn out of the house so that we can have loud, obnoxious sex'." Anya: (Hand on Xander's chest. Looks at him.) "Does that mean we can't?"

Angel:

"I know! We'll drive around with the top down, and you can take big whiffs!" --Cordelia (To Angel) "Because it's one o'clock in the afternoon, and that address is in Sun Valley." --Cordelia (To Angel) "I don't want you to come back and work for me. I want to work for you." --Angel (To Wesley, Cordelia and Gunn) "Right now, we're all that's standing between you and real darkness!" --Cordelia    Reply: "You're fired." --Angel "He doesn't need you. We don't need you." --Cordelia (To Angel) "Man, atonement's a bitch." --Angel "Giles is on the phone. She's alive, Angel." --Cordelia "You have, like a gay man's taste!" --Cordelia

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