Once upon a time back in the middle ages there were manly lords but one lord in particular stood out in the world. Stood out enough to have many stories written about him. Here is the story of Twiggy. Twiggy, yes he was a man but yes he liked to wear women’s paraphernalia. Twiggy didn’t like the fighting, he didn’t like what was going on but he did, however, like his lovely castle. The story starts out the day he moved into his lovely new castle. The day the castle was named leading to the day that always seems to be remembered.
“Is this my castle?” Twiggy asked impatiently waiting. Twiggy was looking forward to decorating his brand new, freshly built castle. “Yes it is my lord.” Said on of the Vassals hanging around. “Oh good, good, good, good.” Twiggy said running into his castle to start decorating. One day went by and finally his castle was finished. The outside looked “normal” considering the fact that a fight could start. Feudalism was the new economic system that was being enforced and unfortunately things weren’t going too well. Feudalism was an attempt to bring political military to order and at this point in time things weren’t going well at all. Everyone sort of ran themselves since there was no one central government to keep control. Anyhow Twiggy didn’t want his Vassals to get around what the inside of his castle looked like so he kept it hidden. Well a few months went by and Twiggy kept his house clean and hidden. Whenever a vassal would pay his homage, twiggy would give him a job to do that didn’t deal with seeing his house. Twiggy was a good lord and he was always granting land (fief). He even helped make up the chivalry, the code of conduct for the knights. The knights were always protecting the lord’s castles and one day Twiggy realized he needed the inside of his castle protected. He wanted a couple knights that were perfect for the “inside” job. Anyway life went on as usual and for a while no on saw the inside of Twig’s castle until one day, one dreaded day when there was a battle and Twig’s knights were involved. According to their chivalry they had to leave Twig’s castle unprotected. Then people fought to get into his castle and twiggy cried. All the fighting brought the castle down. The walls collapsed and everyone saw Twig’s castle and inside his castle was a shock. Inside Lord Twig’s castle everyone saw. Then on person screamed out as Twiggy cried. Someone screamed, “It’s Pink!!!!!” |
