| Scripts Gone Wrong |
| I have altered some bits of script which I think are quite funny. Send some in to me if you make a 'script gone wrong'. Please remember that this is not the real script and is not associated with the film version, at least the wrong/funny bits aren't. |
| (When Harry and Malfoy are walking through the forbidden forest looking for the unicorn) Malfoy: just wait till my father hears about this; this is servants stuff! Harry: If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared. Malfoy: I'm not scared, Potter. (Malfoy mumbles scared in a disapproving tone as they turn the corner together. Voldemort is on his knees, drinking the Unicorn's blood. Malfoy screams and starts running away, taking the lamp leaving Harry in the dark with Voldemort and the Unicorn) Harry: Yeah, course you're not scared Malfoy. Just leave me here in the dark, why don't you - I might have time to have a cup of Unicorn Blood with Voldemort while you run around screaming your head off! (Harry and Ron run in late to Transfiguration class late, McGonagall is transfigured into a cat on her desk - but Harry and Ron don't know it's her) Harry: Phew, made it! Ron: Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late? (Professor McGonagall transfigures back into herself in front of them) Harry: Wow, will you look at that - it's even more revolting than I imagined! |
| Credit to Nae for these two! ( Snape bashes through the dungeon door. ) Snape: I don't want any foolishness in my class...( turns around and looks at the class, they are all smiling at him. ) What are you all smiling at. Hermione: Well, our great Potions Teacher. ( The whole class snickers ) Snape: Well, I have never had a class do this. ( He gives them the evil eyes and looks at Hermione ) Are you lying to me? Hermione: ( She looks at him innocently ) No. Why would I lie? ( Snape looks at her suspiciously and turns around to get something and the whole class bursts out laughing. ) Snape: ( whips around and yells ) What is so funny?! Ron & Draco at the same time: Go look in a mirror. ( They both smile at him ) ( Snape goes to the mirror in his room and screams in horror ) Snape: Who put this makeup all over my face?! ( Harry walking into the room were the mirror of eraised is. Then he sees Qurriel. ) Harry: You?! Qurriel: ( rolls his eyes. ) Yes me. What were you expecting ? The Easter bunny? Harry: Um.... Not exactly, I was kind of expecting Snape. Qurriel: ( His face goes red. ) Snape. Snapey. That git. Always stealing the fame and spotlight. That greasy haired freak! Uggggh! Harry: ( he says studdering ) Um..... Maybe you need therapy. ( He smiles weakly. ) Qurriel: ( He burst into tears and starts kicking his feet. ) Snape's Stupid! Waaaaaaaah! Harry: ( wide-eyed ) I think I'm gonna go back up to my common room. You can sit down here and cry and whine about Snape! ( He turns around and trips on his shoe laces and falls on his face. |