sortinghat

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
and I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart there daring, nerve and chivalry set gryffindors apart
You might belong in hufflepuff where thay are just and loyal those patient hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw If you've a ready mind where those of wit and learning will always find there kind
Or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.

"You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"