-- "If you have a problem with that, that's just it, your problem."
--"What a day! I find out my mother's a vampire, and I almost married my brother!"
--(To Reese) "Dye your roots"
--"Mother, please tell me you're not sleeping with Chris Ramsey"
--(To Jack) "You wanna go roll around in garbage, you wanna stink it up, well go ahead but don't come crying to me when you can't find the exit."
--(To Joshua) "Good, there's the door."
--(To Reese) "You no longer exist."
--(To Jack after she suckerpunches Reese) "What are you hanging out with this trash for? Are you drunk? Oh then your just stupid."
--(Wanting to accompany Rafe to heaven) "Well, maybe I can come with you and just like, hang out while you look around. I'll be really quiet!"
--"Well Ho Ho Ho to you too."
NEW--Rafe: "May I take your jacket, Mrs. Rafe Kovich?
Alison: "Why yes you can Mr. Alison Barrington."
NEW--(Frank talking about being a vampire): "Fact is, Alison, becoming one of us is a privledge."
Alison: "You may think it's a privledge, Frank, but I happen to like being a human being. I'm just old fashioned I guess."
NEW-- Livvie: "Alison, don't touch me, or my blouse"
Alison: "Well I'll buy you a new one at the thrift shop where you bought it."
NEW--Jack: "Look, Alison, there are all kinds of signs, ok? Danger Ahead, Detour."
Alison: "Do Not Merge"
Jack: "Don't Pass."
Alison: "Don't even think about passing."
Jack: "Rough, rough road."
Alison: "Slow Down."
Jack: "Livvie's a fruitloop."
Alison: "I can see it on the highway in red, orange, and yellow flashing lights--'Livvie Is A Fruitloop.'"
Caleb Quotes
--(To Rafe) "I do have a doorbell, or you could knock if you don't like the doorbell."
--(To Rafe) "Yeah, Olivia baked muffins, would you like one?"
--(To Rafe) "Man I'm just a humble vampire, not a wizard."
--Caleb: "So misunderstood. But make no mistake, Jack -- what I am, what you could be -- it's awesome -- the power, the intensity and strength. Man, you can have anything you want."
Jack: "All I want is Livvie."
Caleb: "Except Olivia. She's mine."
--"No one ever gets away!"
--"You just messed with the wrong vampire."
--(To Rafe) "When you traded in your halo for the woman you love, let's just say I got a get out of hell free card."
NEW--(Livvie talking to Caleb after she switches places with Alison): "Make love to me"
Caleb: "Are you sure we don't have a PTA meeting or something to go to?"
Casey Quotes
--(To Ricky) "Hey drummer boy"
Chris Quotes
--Chris: "No, actually, I love my brother very much. In fact, last night we decorated the tree. I hung the star."
Ian: "Chris, what's going on?"
Chris: "Nothing. It was beautiful. I cried."
--(To Tess) "What's with the hair hun? It looks like you threw it up in the air and ran under it."
--Elizabeth: "Ok, I see, so this little reunion is why you're refusing treatment to a patient."
Chris: "No, I'm refusing treatment because you're a pain in the ass."
Elizabeth: "Excuse me?"
Chris: "You're excused, and you're still a pain in the ass."
NEW--Caleb: "I'd like a second opinion."
Chris: "You're ugly too."
Elizabeth Quotes
--(To Alison about Caleb) "He did leave the plane for us, Lord knows he didn't need it. Probably flapped his big ole bat wings all the way home."
Ian Quotes
--(To Eve) "I don't want you for just one night, I want you for always."
--(To Elizabeth) "I'm not going to be like you ... blood suckin thing."
--(Finding Eve's purse in Danny's playpen) "I told you not to teach him to accessorize at such an early age!"
--(To Eve) "One day you'll understand that I loved you enough to give my life for yours."
--"Why would Livvie say she had a visit from herself?"
Jamal Quotes
--(After Jack and Jamal get over an arguement) "You want me to give you a hug or something?"
--(To Gabby when she has Alison) "I will ice you faster than you can say O Negative."
Kevin Quotes
--(To Lucy at the hospital after Jack punched him) "Nothing's wrong Lucy. My face just accidently ran into Jack's fist."
NEW--Alison: "Kevin, why don't I show you the door?"
Kevin: "No really, I can see it from here. I think I'll find my way out."
Livvie Quotes
--(To Elizabeth) "If Stephen Clay can have any woman he wants, then why on earth would he choose you?"
--(To Alison) "Being in your shoes was like a trip to candyland"
--(To Jack about Tess) "That THING is NOT my sister!"
--(To Lucy) "Like you would know anything about a serious relationship Lucy. You've only been married to every man in Port Charles...TWICE"
--(To Jack) "I'm standing here practically shaking with fear and all you can think is I want your precious body? You weren't that hot Jack."
--(To Jack about Tess): "Why settle for imitation when you can have the real thing?"
--"I'm the original and you better not forget it."
NEW--Alison: "Stop it. Do you ever shut your mouth? Ever?"
Livvie: "Around the queen of peroxide? No."
Lucy Quotes
--(To Rafe when they first meet) "I will see you at the next family reunion, a little watermelon, fried chicken, TA!"
--"Elizabeth I hate to be rude, but I kind of like being rude to you, so what are you doing here?"
Rafe Quotes
"Show me what you got vampire."
--(To Alison) "Okay, so we'll just -- we'll 'sleep' together"
--(To Alison) "I love you Alison. The magic just follows."
NEW--(To Caleb) "Alison, you know, had murder in her eyes. Now I know you're used to seeing Livvie that way, but Alison?"
NEW--(After Jack rips off Rafe's closet door) "Whoa, whoa, whoa--- you know I just moved here. Thanks."
Jack: "Well, my strength's coming back Rafe."
Rafe: "I can see that."
Misc Quotes
--The Mistress of Darkness (at Caleb & Livvie's wedding) "Dearly departed, here shrouded in darkness, two hearts of ice stand at the edge of the chasm."
--James "Mark one up for the vampires"
--James "Your about to be one of our towns unsolved mystery's"
--Victor "Life goes on."
