ABOUT THE AUTHOR ...sure to be the least-visited page on this website!

FUN GAME! Guess which one is me...

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WHAT'S GENA LISTENING TO? the burning question everybody's asking...

In my off-time between spearfishing off the coast of Madagascar and making the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs, I'm an accountant for a debt consolidation company in Columbia, MD.  Yes, an accountant.  My work life far too closely resembles the plot of Office Space, so much so that I couldn't watch the entire movie.  My boring, pointless job is my excuse for living in the dreamworld of movies and books.  But, then again, if it wasn't for my boring, pointless job, I probably wouldn't be able to afford to live in the dreamworld of movies and books.

And speaking of boring and pointless, here's some useless information about me!

I have no tattoos and no body piercings.  Not that I don't want any, but I'm such a puss that I cry when I get my teeth cleaned.

I don't vote.  I'm not even registered.  I'm waiting for someone to revive the "Know-Nothing" party.

Let's get the really boring stuff out of the way first--my favorite color is green, my favorite food is pizza, my favorite TV show is The Simpsons, I have too many hobbies to list here, and I don't speak any foreign languages.  I graduated 57th out of a class of 210 in Oakcrest High School's thoroughly undistinguished class of 1990, and I attended two years of college before dropping out due to boredom and lack of funds.  My best job so far was working in a record store when I was 19 (albeit not nearly as cool a record store as the one in High Fidelity), my worst job was working as a "buffet waitress" at Ponderosa when I was 15 ("Hi, my name is Gena, I'll be your waitress this evening.  If you want anything...it's over there." Life for me at this point is down time between trying to raise the Incredible Superbaby (Caitlyn Rose, born 12/2/97), and trying to become a published writer.  Any opportunities that come up for me to piss somebody off or freak them out is greatly appreciated.

I'm currently employed as an accountant, which I think is the most ironic thing in the world, considering I couldn't get past Algebra I in high school.

My bad habits include crunching on ice, grinding my teeth, yelling out the answers on Jeopardy and Who Wants to be a Millionaire, skipping to the end of a book, eating the topping off the pizza, and slurping my soda when it gets to the bottom.