A candid chat with Kell_19.

*Thanks to the medium of IRC I was a woman for about 20 minutes today. I was Clumsy a 28 f Sydney. When Kell enetered Poolside I went for a chat with her. Women talk about some crazy stuff! About half way through I got the feeling that Kell_19 knew who I was and what it was that I was doing, due to the fact she started to talk more. What do you reckon?

Session Start: Tue Sep 05 14:21:55 2000

[14:22] <07Clumsy> Hi kell are you having a party?

[14:22] <07kell_19> yes

[14:22] <07Clumsy> the chat one?

[14:22] <07Clumsy> in sydney?

[14:23] <07kell_19> yes

[14:23] <07Clumsy> may i have the details

[14:23] <07kell_19> 21st of October

[14:23] <07kell_19> Arizonas... Cnr Pitt and MArket Sts

[14:23] <07kell_19> Sydney

[14:23] <07kell_19> 7:30pm

[14:24] <07Clumsy> ok is it Ok to bring husband or is it a singles night?

[14:24] <07kell_19> yep

[14:24] <07kell_19> bring whoever you like!

[14:24] <07Clumsy> oh ok

[14:24] <07Clumsy> so if i cant find a babysitter kids are ok??

[14:24] <07kell_19> no

[14:24] <07kell_19> its at a nightclub

[14:24] <07Clumsy> or is it a nightclub

[14:24] <07Clumsy> ok then

[14:25] <07Clumsy> do we have to bring you a birthday present?

[14:25] <07kell_19> no

[14:25] <07kell_19> Laughing Out Loud

[14:25] <07Clumsy> omg brb i just spilt my coffee all over my keyboard

[14:25] <07kell_19> hahahahaha OK

[14:25] <07Clumsy> fdggsfhgffdfds

[14:25] <07Clumsy> saGDHJKKFDGFSGHJ.HG

[14:25] <07Clumsy> OOPS SORRY WAS WIPING KEYBOARD

[14:26] <07Clumsy> oops sorry again for caps

[14:26] <07kell_19> thats quite alright...

[14:26] <07Clumsy> so will we have to sing happy birthday to u at your party??

[14:26] <07kell_19> ummmmmmmm

[14:26] <07Clumsy> im not a very competent singer

[14:26] <07kell_19> i dunno

[14:26] <07Clumsy> in fact i suck

[14:26] <07Clumsy> i break out in a rash from nerves

[14:27] <07kell_19> well you dont have to sing then! :-)

[14:27] <07Clumsy> ok would that offend you?

[14:27] <07kell_19> no not at all

[14:27] <07Clumsy> ok well perhaps I could just mouth the words. Like Milli Vanilli

[14:27] <07Clumsy> Are you going to have a birthday cake with candles?

[14:27] <07kell_19> im hoping so!

[14:27] <07Clumsy> oh ok. better not bring the hubby then.... he is a pyromaniac

[14:27] <07Clumsy> he goes troppo near fire

[14:28] <07kell_19> kewlies

[14:28] <07kell_19> im sure Arizonas would love that :-)

[14:28] <07Clumsy> he once burnt down the toliet down at the casino

[14:28] <07Clumsy> he found complimentary matches'

[14:28] <07Clumsy> and lit up a toilet roll

[14:28] <07kell_19> really?

[14:28] <07kell_19> mad bananas

[14:28] <07kell_19> how?!

[14:28] <07Clumsy> i know

[14:28] <07kell_19> its got water in it?!

[14:28] <07kell_19> oh the roll

[14:28] <07kell_19> kewl

[14:28] <07Clumsy> the toilet roll hasnt

[14:28] <07Clumsy> the paper

[14:29] <07Clumsy> he lit a fire with it

[14:29] <07kell_19> i set fire to a block of land next door

[14:29] <07kell_19> that was pretty funny

[14:29] <07Clumsy> had a big evacuation

[14:29] <07Clumsy> that wouldnt be a very good party if that happened hey?

[14:29] <07kell_19> nah

[14:29] <07kell_19> i reckon it would add some excitement though

[14:29] <07Clumsy> unless you had marshmallows

[14:29] <07Clumsy> true

[14:29] <07Clumsy> something to talk about

[14:29] <07kell_19> oh that can be arranged

[14:29] <07Clumsy> hmm might have to plan something then

[14:30] <07Clumsy> perhaps a fire on the dance floor

[14:30] <07kell_19> ooooh

[14:30] <07kell_19> now that can be arranged!!

[14:30] <07Clumsy> i could request hot chilli woman

[14:30] <07kell_19> just give me a few drrinks!!

[14:30] <07Clumsy> ooh yeah u go girl

[14:30] <07kell_19> when i go

[14:30] <07kell_19> i go off

[14:30] <07Clumsy> or we dont need no water let the motherstuffer burn

[14:31] <07Clumsy> when u go where?

[14:31] <07Clumsy> on the dancefloor?

[14:31] <07kell_19> off

[14:31] <07kell_19> yeah

[14:31] <07kell_19> off

[14:31] <07Clumsy> wow

[14:31] <07kell_19> yeah

[14:31] <07Clumsy> it could be an inferno

[14:31] <07kell_19> im a dancing machine

[14:31] <07Clumsy> ive heard that about you

[14:31] <07Clumsy> u dance like a machine

[14:31] <07kell_19> oh have u?!

[14:31] <07kell_19> from who?!

[14:32] <07Clumsy> ooh from a friend who was at last sydney party

[14:32] <07kell_19> oh ok then

[14:32] <07Clumsy> will there be drugs available there?

[14:32] <07Clumsy> like cigarettes

[14:32] <07Clumsy> panadol ??

[14:32] <07kell_19> cigarettes yes

[14:32] <07kell_19> oooooh

[14:32] <07kell_19> panadol is a MUST!

[14:32] <07kell_19> but i prefer nurofen

[14:32] <07Clumsy> i take that for my period pains

[14:33] <07kell_19> kewl

[14:33] <07kell_19> me too

[14:33] <07Clumsy> i get a pain every month

[14:33] <07Clumsy> its usually same time as phone bill arrives

[14:33] <07kell_19> do ya?!

[14:33] <07Clumsy> now thats a pain

[14:33] <07kell_19> gotta love fone bills

[14:33] <07Clumsy> ooh yeah

[14:33] <07kell_19> heh

[14:33] <07kell_19> mine was a goody this month

[14:33] <07kell_19> only $166

[14:34] <07Clumsy> happy birthday

[14:34] <07kell_19> not yet

[14:34] <07Clumsy> hope next months is more

[14:34] <07kell_19> 3rd of october

[14:34] <07Clumsy> oh ok

[14:34] <07Clumsy> well im sure next months will be more then

[14:34] <07Clumsy> you will have period pain all month then

[14:34] <07kell_19> yeah

[14:34] <07kell_19> prolly

[14:34] <07kell_19> i gotta stop SMSing

[14:35] <07Clumsy> gee that sounds bad

[14:35] <07Clumsy> ok i gotta fly

[14:35] <07Clumsy> very nice to meet u

[14:35] <07kell_19> yeah me to

[14:35] <07kell_19> my bro wants the outa

[14:35] <07Clumsy> and have a happy birthday birthday gal

[14:35] <07kell_19>Rolling On Floor Laughing

[14:35] <07kell_19> thanks

[14:35] <07Clumsy> hope to see this chat up on the web soon bye xxxxxxxx

[14:36] <07kell_19> Rolling On Floor Laughing

[14:36] <07kell_19> :-þ~~

[14:36] <07Clumsy> hehe

[14:37] <07Clumsy> bye babe xxx

[14:37] <07kell_19> byeeeee

Session Close: Tue Sep 05 14:37:26 2000

 

 

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