A minister
in
time-worn excuses for
why people don't attend church services.
So, this is what the
Rev. Sudney Laing of
for his parish paper --
"Ten
Reasons Why I Never Wash."
1. I was made to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are
hypocrites; they reckon they are cleaner than other people.
3. There are many
different kinds of soap; I could never decide
which one was right.
4. I used to wash, but
it got boring so I stopped.
5. I still wash on
special occasions like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends
wash.
7. I'm still young. When
I'm older and have got a bit dirtier I might
start washing.
8. I really don't have
time.
9. The bathroom's never
warm enough.
10. People who make soap
are only after your money.