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The Famous Sardarji |
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| Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one
will b at home." When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home. |
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins??? He wonders who is the father of the second child. |
| A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says
:" too boring, too many characters and no story". LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away?? |
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Misc. |
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| Q. What did Benazir said to Mir Zafarullah Khan Jamali on his election as PM? A. Ho Jamalo! |
Q: What happened when the wheel was invented ? A: It caused a revolution. |
| Q. How does a politician convert a lie as truth? A: As Lenin
said "A lie told often enough becomes |
Women are like a deck of cards: You need a heart to love
them |
| The night was dark, the moon was high, I stopped my car....u wondered why? I leant so close, u felt shy. I uttered those three words.... I ......la.......puncture !! |
Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection. You r damn lucky I look good !!!! |
| You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar. |
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! |
| I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again. ***** |
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be
complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU. |
| U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words |
Good looking people r hard to find. That's why u don't ...... That's y u don't see me often. |
| A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest. |
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
| WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands
all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." |
God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the
REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST. AHEM !! don't argue with God now. |
Military Humour !
The contents of the jokes have been taken from various media/contributors and don't necessarily reflect my own views/opinion.
If any joke you feel as offensive to you, please inform me, i would delete it ! You are welcome to send your own contribution to be added on this page.
A General and a colonel were walking down the street. Every time the general met a private he saluted and said,
" The same to you."
" Why do you keep saying that ? " asked the colonel.
" I was a private once," the general explained," and I know what they're thinking."
Psyched by the ISI
An insect falls into a coffee mug :
The Indian accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the drink, and blames it as a long term ISI operaton, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, the a Pakistani army regular and finally a Pakistani SSG Commando in an undercover operation to change the status of LoC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of the drink.
( Source : The Nation, Readers Column, Shah Affan, Ontario, Canada, Feb. 19 )
Terms : ISI - Inter Services Intelligence ( Pakistani equilent of US CIA ).
SSG - Special Services Group ( Pakistan Army Commandos).
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