Military Humour !

The contents of the jokes have been taken from various media/contributors and don't necessarily reflect my own views/opinion.

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A General and a colonel were walking down the street. Every time the general met a private he saluted and said,

" The same to you."

" Why do you keep saying that ? " asked the colonel.

" I was a private once," the general explained," and I know what they're thinking."

( Source : Pat Vaughan, Reader's Digest, Sept. 1999, p26 )

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Psyched by the ISI

An insect falls into a coffee mug :

• The Englishman throws the mug away and walks out.
• The American takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
• The Chinese eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
• The Israeli sucks the drink from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the coffee.

The Indian accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the drink, and blames it as a long term ISI operaton, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, the a Pakistani army regular and finally a Pakistani SSG Commando in an undercover operation to change the status of LoC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of the drink.

( Source : The Nation, Readers Column, Shah Affan, Ontario, Canada, Feb. 19 )

Terms : ISI - Inter Services Intelligence ( Pakistani equilent of US CIA ).

SSG - Special Services Group ( Pakistan Army Commandos).