| Scorpion (1986) Cast:Tony Tulleners,Don Murray It's true, Tulleners beat Chuck Norris (Three times!) in the ring, but even Tulleners can't fight the awfulness of this grade Z, miscast stinkbomb. The plot involves Tulleners going on a secret mission to save a woman from the KGB after he is persuaded out of retirement.Yawn The movie's big problem is that it looks cheap, cheap as hell and this movie makes no real atmosphere among the horizons making it painful, Also Tulleners is a really bad actor make that VERY BAD ACTOR. Tulleners is literly outacted by the trees in the backround...not to mention the wall,cardboard and buildings. There is a quote that says "Sometimes it pays to stay on the toilet" well that's exactly where "Scorpion" belongs and if you are unfortunate to rent it well you may be the one on the toilet hurling. D.William Riead * |