Welcome To A Little South Of Sanity...

The Prakash Intelligence Bureau traced down a call. It discovered a tele-mushtalk that was going on between one of the hottest couples of the class. Apparently, they were stretching a bit too much on the vowels (Especially B)


A: Hello.

B: Hi

A: Its me...

B: I know... 

A: What were you doing?

B: Nothing 

A: But what were you doing?

B: Nothing!

A: I thought of you 354 times today.

B:  What did you think about meeee?

A: I thought about... uhhhhhh... your eyes...

B: You thought about my eyes 354 times?
What are you, an eye donar agency?

A: You always make fun of my love!
I'm hanging up.

B: Nooooo! I'm sooooo sorry. Dont hang up...
Please...

A: See... I love you so much and you
 dont care at all.

B: But I do... I dooooooo...

A: How much...?

B: Lawwwwwwts

A: Tell me how much... or I will hang up...

B: Well... more than there are stars in the sky...
more than there are drops in the ocean... more than
 there are ticks in my dog... OOOOPS!!

A: I love you

B: I love you too.

A: I love you three.

B: I love you four

A: I've got to go.

B: Noooo... dont gooo...

A: I've got to go.

B: If you go... I will hang up...

A: Nooo... Dont hang up...

B: Then dont go...

A: I have to..

B: ((hangs up))