Bachna Ai Hasion... DD Aa Gaya...

Recently, DD got back to his usual ways of...
uhh.. never mind. In this interview, we discuss
the same matter and bring to day light the 
truth behind various controversies.

Reporter: DD, I have heard that you are extremely Chalu.
DD: My dil is bada. I am not Chalu

R: You say that your Dil is bada. But looks like you have rented
it out to far too many tenants. 
DD: You see... I have got a big-sized brain to go with
my big-sized heart.

R: It has been noted that you are very "Nature" friendly.
What do you have to say?
DD: I am nature friendly... but not the
way that you're putting it.

R: How do you feel about the girl who bad-mouthed
you on the net, when you first came to PHSS?
DD: I felt hurt that she said such things.

R: What type of girl do you think you will marry?
DD: I dont think that I will marry.

R: Then why are you involved in so many lafdaas?
DD: TERE BAAP KA KYA JATA HAI?!?! !!@@##$$&&**!!!

R: There is a woman behing every man.
What is the story in your case?
DD: No. Lemme put it this way. I am the man 
behind the women. Heh heh.

R: Aapke khoobsoorat complexion ka raaz?
DD: Yeh sab print mat karna, varna teri
vaat lagaa doonga!

R: Any confessions to make?
DD: NO WAY!

(The rest of the interview was not printed because the Editor
and the Reporters wanted to maintain good health.)