My Fa*t Will Go On
In the memory of those who smelt it... and now are in their Heavenly abode...
This is also dedicated to his legendry CH4 which, after departing from the first bench, cut many a budding life short.
Sing along to the tune of
"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Whatshername??
Everyday in my class
I see you... I fear you
That is how I hate you...
(Dont) go onnnnnn..
Far across the classroom
And the benches between us
You have come to kill me...
(dont) go onnn...
Yooooou'll f*rrrrrt...
Where ever you are...
And I know that you're fa*t will go on...
Onnnnnnce morrrrrre...
you open that **** <--- (Rhymes with "goal")
And its here in the classroom
And the fa*t does... Go onnn...
You can fa*t just time.
But it last lasts for a life time
And the stink ne'er goes till...
We're gonnnne (To heaven)
Pain was when I smelt you
All the time... I hate you
In my life... the stink will
Go on...
Near ... Faaaaaaar... Where ever you are...
I believe the fa*t does... go onnnnn...
Once morrrrre...
you open that **** <--- (Rhymes with "goal")
And its here in the classroom
And the fa*t does... Go onnn...
You're Heeeeeeeeere...
What more could I fear...?
And I know that your fa*t will..
Go onnn...
The smellll's gonna stay... forever this way...
And it's here in the classroom
And the fart will go onnn... AAAAANNNND ONNNNN!!!
[Bows] Thank you... Thank you very much!
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