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New rant Also, shaking up cleaner and squirting it doesn't produce bubbles.
For people that think the White Stripes suck, check out this. Hmm, wonder what would happen if I decided to rob a Waffle House... The children are our future. Well, this one isn't. This proves that the adults aren't, either.
But, as long as you have the magical foursome of Special K, Magical Johnson, El Quaker and I, Charlie in the Trees, who needs the rest?
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My goal this semester was to go into the Christmas break with everyone hating me. After dead baby jokes and this rant, mission completed.
-Charlie in the Trees |
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Holy
moly rolly polly, that was gay. So is this.
Read it.
-Charlie in the
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The
artist formerly known as Uncle Farvis now wants to be
called Magical Johnson. Magical Johnson's articles have
been put back on the page. This is the long-awaited
picture of Magical Johnson-aka-Stinky-aka-Uncle
Farvis-aka-Captain Cucumber's loverboy:
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Well, got
the first page of this thing done a lot faster than I
thought I would. I realize how shitty some of the
graphics look, and there's no damn sparkly background
destroying my cornea, but that doesn't matter, because
everything I do is the regoddamned greatest
</Maddox> Seeing as how I have no life at all and
nothing to do except sit on my ass, I should have this
thing working completely within 2 weeks or something. It
doesn't really help matters that I have no help because
Charlie is too busy looking at naked fish calendars to
help me, and Cucumber is non-existent. Guess I could
have asked Johnson, but oh well.
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I'm in
the process of redesigning the site, and since I have
not one fucking clue how to make a decent website, it
might be a while before I update. Why in the Hell did I
let myself get pulled into this anyway...
In the meantime, here
are some photos I edited of my good buddy Brady to the
Glover. And by the way, the picture you see on the left
is indeed me. And yes, I realize I look like a bag of
ass.
-El Quaker |
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Aren't
you glad our site doesn't look like this?
New rant
by Magical Johnson himself. And another
Hot dog, we've got content.
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My life sucks and here's the proof.
Click Here
-El Quaker
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Well, I just finished talking to an idiot
and this person was just so funny and smart, I just HAD to
put her on my site.
-Charlie in the
Trees |
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Guess who's back...back again...Ryan is back...Josh rapes
men.
Ah, mah maaaad rhimen sk!llzzzzz.Ok, enough with the gay..my
new stuff. Here you go.
Alcoholics and the Human Response
-El
Quaker
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New
rant.
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Here
it is. The moment you've all been waiting for.
Walker,
Anal Ranger
Lyrics - Super
Salmon and Captain Cucumber
Horrible,
Horrible Vocals - ...me
Guitar - ME
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My Milkshake brings Griff to the yard.
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