utum is here!
Golden leaves and cool days. Breathtaking sunsets and
pumpkins.
It’s Halloween!
I love Halloween. We get to make decorations and cool
costumes. We try to change every year, but Blade
prefers to go as a harlot. High heels, a mini-skirt,
a huge ball of hair and garish cherry lipstick. She
will brace the cold just to turn heads.
"Maybe we’re getting too old for this, Punxie", Blade
says.
"Hell no," I reply. "You seen six foot blokes out there
in costumes trick or treating".
"Yeah," she laughs.
"We’ll do it until we feel embarrassed then we can
stop."
"Like when we’re twenty-one?" I ask.
"Yeah," she looks at me seriously then bursts out
laughing.
I love Blade so much.
No surprise that Blade is going as a harlot again.
It takes her hours to get into costume.
I’m going as a ghost. Not creative at all but I love
my simple long, white costume with holes for eyes. I
got me some two foot high platforms with cork heels.
Yes, two feet high so I’ll be a giant out there! I’ve
tried them on and it takes getting used to.
Evening comes and it’s dark early because of the
turning back of the clock not long ago.
I put on me shoes and practice walking in me bedroom.
I slide and sway a bit for effect.
I look spooky. I have this gliding motion that looks,
well, ghostly.
Blade comes over. All that make-up and sexy
costume makes her look older. And she does look sexy
–- even to me. That’s strange. I can feel me heart
race.
She grabs me by the waist and says, "hey mister,
how about a date?"
"Blade!" I shout and push her away. She’s startled.
Was only kidding, Punxie, what’s with you anyway?
"I’m sorry," I say. "Don’t know what got over me. You
look smashing."
So do you," Blade says, but I can she is concerned.
I’m concerned too. What was that? Why would I have
even a teeny bit feeling like that towards Blade? I
like boys.
We pick up our bags and head for the first house.
The Bonns are always good givers. They got a variety
of sweets and no fruit. Who wants fruit for
Halloween? Mr. Bonn is quick to bring out the bowl of
sweets as he leers at Blade.
"Come back again," he says eagerly as the missus yells
for him to get back into the house.
It’s no secret that we get tons of sweets when Blade
dresses up as a harlot. Not only are blocks our age
anxious to check her out, but their older brothers and
dads too.
Soon it gets too dark so we turn on our torches.
And let the narrow beams guide us. A crowd of kids
run past us squealing noisily. My bag is heavy and
I’ve just about had enough. My feet are starting to
hurt.
"Blade, why don’t we go home?"
"Yeah, we’ve got more than plenty," Blade says. "Oh
wait, look at that house there." She points at the
house at the end of the street. It is abandoned. It
has been empty as long as I can remember. It is
wildly rumoured that the last occupants died violently
due to murder and suicide.
"Let’s see what’s in there," Blade says.
"Are you kidding?" I stand rooted to the ground. I want
nothing to do with that house.
"Come on Punxie, ain’t you a bit curious?"
"Not about this house. No."
"I’m going," she says and walks towards it.
I’m trembling as I reluctantly follow.
The house is two-story and very old. Obviously no one
has bothered to fix it in ages. Windows have been
broken by naughty kids.
The door seems unlocked so blade pushes it open and
walks in. I’m afraid but follow. Don’t wanna be by
meself. It’s quiet as a tomb in there. Blade forges
forth her torch light making out the cobweb-covered
furniture.
A few steps into the living room, the front door
creaks shut. We gasp and swing aound. Me heart is in
me mouth. Did a wind blow it shut or were some
pranksters around?
We are headed for the door when we hear a sound behind
us. Our torches reveal a man, his head half blown off
by a shotgun. The right eye rests on his shoulder
held by bits of skin and hair. The brain pulses as
blood drips down his chest.
I honestly don’t know how those platform boots left
my feet, or how we opened the door. I come to
realization blocks away screaming and clutching my bag
of sweets. Blade is right there beside me.
We don’t know what had happened in that house. All
I know is that the man looked real. This wasn’t some
prank with a made-up dummy.
Trick or treat indeed.