1. Scully will NEVER admit to the existence of extra-terrestrials.

2. Mulder will NEVER admit that there is a scientific explanation for an X-File.

3. There will NEVER be a MOW ep without a flashlight scene.

4. Mulder will NEVER win a fist fight.

5. Scully will NEVER lose a fist fight.

6. The CSM will never kick the cigarette habit.

7. Scully will NEVER get a desk. Ever. Period.

8. CC will NEVER explain:

1. Why Scully got her cross on her 15th birthday AND for Christmas.

2. Why Scully was missing for either four weeks or two months.

3. Why Samantha has a birthday in January and a birthday in November.

4. Why on God's green earth he named Mrs. Mulder *Teena*, of all the horrible names.

5. Why they called Cassandra Spender the first successful hybrid, when we've already met the Samantha clones and the Kurt Crawfords and the Jeremiah Smiths, all of whom bleed green blood and do all those other hybrid-like things, in addition to CALLING themselves hybrids.

6. Just what the difference is between a clone and a hybrid anyhow?

7. How Krycek got out of that locked silo.

8. How CSM lost enough blood to be dead, yet somehow managed to escape to his little cottage in Alpine Winter Wonderland.

9. How the shapeshifters and Eddie Van Blundht manage to also grow in height and mimic people's voices.

10. Why leaving your partner alone in a deserted warehouse with a homicidal alien bounty hunter while you follow some weird clone guy to a farm in Canada is a good idea.

9. The LGM will NEVER run out of conspiracy theories.

10. Fowley will NEVER get Mulder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Mulder will NEVER go a day without his cell phone!

12. We'll never find out why Fowley disrobed in Biogenesis.

13. We will NEVER find out where Sculy keeps her badge, her gun, her wallet and her cell phone in the summertime (when she's not wearing her trenchcoat).

14. Scully will NEVER say "Mulder, come here and pull my finger."

15. Mulder will NEVER say "I was just think last night Scully and I realized that you're right about everything, but here you take the keys and drive while I tell you about it."

16. Mulder will NEVER say, "Scully will you look at these smaple books, I'm thinking about window treatments and I wanted your opinion on Tapestry vs Chintz."

17. There will NEVER be a MOW that turns out to be a Bulbasaur that just wants to be loved.

18. We will NEVER see Scully challenge Mulder to a game of strip one on one basketball, when you miss a shot, take off a piece of clothes, first one naked loses.

19. We will NEVER hear Krycek say "I'm misunderstood, I really just want to fit in and have people like me."

20. We will NEVER hear the Fowl one say "No Fox, actually I'm your mother."

21. We will NEVER hear CSM say, "Ah Agent Scully, by now you realize I've only done all this to impress you. Will you go with me to see the Pokemon movie? I love that Pikachu, he's so cute."