No. 1. "Scully, I've lost my gun again - could you look in this body, perhaps, maybe..." (Triton)

No. 2. "You forensic chicks have always been a real turn on!" (Dolphin)

No. 3. "Scully, I really need to know if an alien virus killed my fish!" (Dolphin)

No. 4. "I want to prove that Byers really isn't a stiff." (Dolphin)

No. 5. "I can't tell if this is Eve 12 or Eve 13." (Dolphin)

No. 6. "Witnesses claim that this man took one look at Fowley in lingerie and turned to stone! Sheesh, Scully. It could have been me!" (Dolphin borrowed Cheradyn's Fowley in lingerie)

No. 7. "Scully, I just love it when I get you out of bed to do an autopsy when you've already put money in the magic fingers. It's even better when you've just ordered a pizza for dinner" LOL (Slyfox)

No. 8. "Scully, do you have any idea how sexy you are in your scrubs??? I just love to hear you say injected or ingested" (Slyfox)

No. 9. "Scully, I need your medical opinion. This body looks like a cross between the Flukeman and one of the Peacock boys." (Dolphin)

No. 10. "Krycek claims this is the body of the Cigarette Smoking Man. In your medical opinion, Dr. Scully, if it's not human ... then what is it???" (from the Pilot - Dolphin)

No. 11. "I know it can't be, Scully, but this body looks exactly like "The King" (before the pudgy years)!" (Dolphin)

No. 12. "I want to know whether CGB really HAS a heart!" (Triton)

No. 13. "I want to know if those...those....are silicon implants or are the real thing.." (Triton)

No. 14. "I really want to see you snap on the propolactics!" (big heavy sigh) (Triton)

No. 15. "This guy ate my pizza - and I want it back!" (Triton)

No. 16. "I'm missing nine minutes Scully! Open up John Doe and see what time it is." (DJHBIPED)

No. 17. "Scully, we could make our own alien autopsy video, sell it on the net for $10.00 each, and blow this G-job!" (Dolphin)

No. 18. "In the latest issue of Skin Magazine, there was there was a "Letter to the Editor" about playing doctor in a morgue, and ..." (Dolphin)

No. 19. "Scully, I read that when you dip your latex gloved hands into stomach contents, it will make your skin so smooth and soft." (Dolphin)

No. 20. "Crack him open, Scully. Happy New Years!!!" (Dolphin)

No. 21. "This Jane Doe swallowed a key. THE key. To every question ever asked, Scully. Now get in there and find it!" (Biogenesis - Dolphin)

No. 22. "Woman, get in there and perform me an autopsy!" (Arcadia - (Dolphin)

No. 23. "It's been so long since I dated, I thought you might catch me up on the female anatomy." (DD4me2)

No. 24. "C'mon Scully, do that thing with the intestine again! Please!" (DJHBIPED)

No. 25. "I need to collect more implants, I'm making you a matching necklace to go with the chip in your neck!" (Triton)

No. 26. "Frohicke and Langley need you to settle a bet. Hicke says this woman died from silicon poisoning. Langley claims she overdosed from watching too many Star Trek reruns." (Dolphin)

No. 27. "Scully, you've got to help me. This poor slob's neighbors claim he died from eating too many sunflower seeds!!!" (Dolphin)

No. 28. "Here's another one with a goldmine in his teeth! Just give me those teeth, and I'll be able to get you that house on the hill in no time!" (Dolphin)

No. 29. "Because it's time, Scully. You haven't done an autopsy for the past 6 episodes!" (Dolphin)

No. 30. "If you will do this autopsy for me, Scully, I promise I'll serenade you with "Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts ...!" (Dolphin)

No. 31 "So Scully, that old wives tale is true. The man does have BIG feet." (DJHBIPED)

No. 32 "When I said autopsy the alien Scully, I meant the extraterrestrial, not the illegal." (DJHBIPED)

No. 33 "Say Scully, see if you can find my flashlight in there. I can't seem to find mine in my pocket ..... no, wait, there it is.....oops sorry, that wasn't my . . . flashlight." (DJHIPED)

No. 34 "Scully can you find out if this guy took Viagra before he died, or if this is rigor mortis?" (DD4me2)

No. 35 "I love to watch you make the Y incision. And weighing organs is just the ultimate turn on."