On the 100th day of XF, my true love gave to me...

100 CC kudos,

99 Works of fanfic,

98 "Goo-covered" fingers,

97 Flight data recorders,

96 Sleepless Vietnam Vets,

95 Shippers a-shipping,

94 Great Mutato stories,

93 Elvis sightings,

92 Psychedelic mushrooms,

91 Diet cokes with Digitalis,

90 Exsanguinated cows,

89 Progress reports,

88 Crime scene photos,

87 Test Tubes a-bubbling,

86 Regression techniques,

85 "Assists" from Danny,

84 Endless Mondays,

83 Cases of ice tea/root beer,

82 Smallpox vaccinations,

81 Trips to Skyland Mountain,

80 New X Files cases,

79 Brand new XF websites,

78 DD's "on FX,"

77 Mulder slide shows,

76 Gutted psychics,

75 Deepthroat contacts,

74 Refrigerated boxcars buried in the Arizona desert,

73 Desperate fans a-drooling,

72 Frogs from the sky a-falling,

71 Erlenmeyer flasks full of alien DNA(or monkey pee),

70 Baa Ram Ewes,

69 Video tapes that aren't Mulder's,

68 I WANT TO BELIEVE posters,

67 Diatribes a-rambling,

66 Pregnant old ladies,

65 Maggot-infested rabbits,

64 "I love yous",

63 Masking tape X's

62 Bounty hunters a-morphing,

61 Vials of Scully-ova,

60 Van Blunht monkey-babies,

59 Ice core samples,

58 Big Blue souvenirs,

57 Killer kitties,

56 DPO's a-zapping,

55 Boxcars a-torching,

54 Mulder girlie screams,

53 Well-endowed Bambis,

52 Pushers a-pushing,

51 Tooms a-squeezing,

50 Hospital admissions,

49 Dollar XXX bills,

48 Peacock birth defects,

47 Demonic Chinga-dolls,

46 Cockroaches a-scattering,

45 Identical Eves,

44 El Chupacabras,

43 "Scully, It's mes",

42 "Mulder, It's mes",

41 Kryceks a-scheming,

40 Vampires a-stalking,

39 Skinners a-lecturing,

38 Waterbeds a-leaking,

37 Heart-shaped hail stones,

36 Well-done conspirators,

35 Eaten livers,

34 Airplane tickets,

33 Motel reservations,

32 Gold crosses a-shining,

31 Brand new episodes of XF,

30 Tubes of black oil,

29 Goldfish a-tanking,

28 Sunflower seeds a-crunching,

27 Implants a-calling,

26 Bleeping UFO's,

25 Dirty trenchcoats,

24 Mulder/Scully flashbacks,

23 Bloody ways to kill Diana,

22 "Sure, fine, whatevers",

21 Men in Black a-meddling,

20 Bees a-buzzing,

19 Latex gloves a-popping,

18 Autopsies a-pending,

17 Samantha clones a-smirking,

16 Tapes redacting,

15 Flashlights a-flashing,

14 Enigmatic Scully smiles,

13 Hybrids a-smoking,

12 Rental cars a-racing,

11 Mutants a-lurking,

10 Cell phones a-ringing,

9 Lost Minutes,

8 Little Queequegs,

7 Plams a-pffffting,

6 Morley cigarettes,

5 Dates with Mulder,

4 Lovely red speedos,

3 Lone Gunmen,

2 Indiglo watches,

And a poseable Mulder and Sculllllleeeeey!