Position: Robber, Pitcher Bats: Left Throws: Right Nicknames: Hizzaungs, You are so Dope, Scott, Pimp, Poochy, Balshevick, Haungser Awards: 2002, 2003 Good Effort Award Favorite TV Shows: Baseball Tonight, Pardon the Interruption, Sex2K, Friends, Hey Arnold, Behind the Music, Late Night Sex Show Favorite Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer, Field of Dreams, Space Jam, Bull Durham, Both Toy Stories, Pornos Featuring Himself Favorite Sports Teams: Buffalo Bills, Philadephia Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies, Syracuse Orangemen Wiffle Ball Memory: "My first home run, after an 0/8 streak righty, i decided o become a lefty in pool wiffle ball and went 4 for my next 8 with 3 HR. I was money." |
CAREER STATS |
Year AB H R RBI HR AVG HRP SB IP ER K Wins Sv ERA 2002 16 4 3 3 3 .250 .188 0 3 12 0 0 0 36.00 2003 55 28 21 25 16 .509 .291 0 27 63 3 2 0 21.00 Totals 71 32 24 28 19 .451 .268 0 30 75 3 2 0 22.50 |
TORII HAUNGS |
Torii Haungs (real name Scott) was a Pool Wiffle Bal rookie last year, playing in just 2 games. As his Wiffle Ball memory states, Torii started out slowly, going 0/8, but then he switched to lefty, began telling everyone how dope he was, and jacked 3 home runs. Torii earned his nickname because he likened his Pool Wiffle Ball playing style to that of Torii Hunter, before he even set foot in the pool. Torii will never refuse an opportunity to tell you how dope he is and even created the "Good Effort Award" for himself. |
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